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I make more money selling advice than following it
Making mistakes is human ... repeating 'em is too.
We'd all like to be taken for what we'd like to be.
A gun in the hand is worth any number being tested.
Wars almost never end the way starters had in mind.
A Tax Loophole: A deduction that the other guy gets.
The dumbest people I know are those who know it all.
You're fortunate when you can afford to be virtuous.
Venture nothing, and life is less than it should be.
It doesn't take much of a rule to measure a mean man.
Retirement kills more people than hard work ever did.
There is never enough time, unless you're serving it.
Diversity: the art of thinking independently together.
Once you've given advice to someone, you're obligated.
One who never asks either knows everything or nothing.
People who can’t see without glasses should wear them.
A big cigar in a young face requires the best of both.
Everybody has to be somebody to somebody to be anybody.
You can't fool the mirror-what you see is what you are.
It's never a good deal when only one party thinks it is.
The Palm is a joint for sadists to entertain masochists.
It's more fun to arrive a conclusion than to justify it.
Some days are for living. Others are for getting through.
The best buy by way of management is brains-at any price.
Meanness demeans the demeaner far more than the demeaned.
If you don't know, it's not always necessary to admit it.
When what we are is what we want to be, that's happiness.
To seduce most anyone, ask for and listen to his opinion.
When profit is unshared, it's less likely to grow greater.
More often than not, things and people are as they appear.
A hug's a happy thing while a shrug's so often destructive.
It's always worthwhile to make others aware of their worth.
After 40, one's face begins to tell more than one's tongue.
If you don't know what you want to do, it's harder to do it.
Putting pen to paper lights more fire than matches ever will
Where you're from only matters in relation to where you are.
It's the less bright students who make teachers teach better.
If you have a job without aggravations, you don't have a job.
People who matter are most aware that everyone else does too.
Those who act as if they know more than their boss seldom do.
I think the terror most people are concerned with is the IRS.
No one ever dies wishing they'd spent more time at the office.
Being right half the time beats being half-right all the time.
Any marriage that survives a big wedding can probably survive.
Once in a while there's wisdom in recognizing that the Boss is.
The difference between men and boys is the price of their toys.
Generous gestures yield the most when that isn't their purpose.
I was loaded with sheer ability, spelled i-n-h-e-r-i-t-a-n-c-e.
Isn't it fortunate how selective our recollections usually are.
One of the ceaseless wonders of the world: The power of a smile.