Violence is for mugs. War is for mugs.

I don't want to do anything in bad taste.

I wanted to get superimposed on a shuttle launch.

I can read the Tarot cards and believe in ghosts.

I was asked to model but I never took up the offer.

I'm a free spirit; more people should become free spirits.

God knows when I'm going to retire. I think I'm going to be bored.

Hollywood have been in touch; they want to make a movie of my life.

Everything seems to have been turned upside-down, but in a good way.

It's always been performance art, but now it's on a different level.

I just love having a buzz all the time, regardless of the consequences.

We'll do a crazy video of a great song that people can actually dance to.

Neil Armstrong, when he was out there landing on the moon, I was there first.

It takes time to love someone properly, and in this business, you get very wary of people.

I really want to do the Olympics. Obviously, I can't let things out of the bag, so to speak.

The third biggest comic people in America want to make a comic book out of me. It's unbelievable.

When I'm in bars or clubs, it gets to the point where I feel I'm obliged to streak. It's not a problem.

The Full Monty, ah, it's superb. The Full Monty showed how life really is in certain cities of England.

I always thought, because America is supposed to be the land of the free, nudity would be part of the norm over there, but it isn't. It's surprising.

Nudity, in the right way, can enhance a film or a TV program or a TV commercial. If it's done tastefully it can make it more of an interesting product.

I go from pub to pub, or jumping on buses or stopping cars. I don't need a TV audience. Every time I go naked, all of a sudden TV cameras pop up around me.

I don't make political statements; let's all have a laugh. Let's all live and be free. I try and live to the letter of the law, but right on the edge of it.

I got asked by a freelance journalist to jump in front of Princess Diana's funeral. How pathetic is that? That would have been the stupidest thing on the planet.

I'm making the statement that we should all live life and have a laugh. Nakedness is a thing where people take notice. If you do it in the right way, people laugh.

In England, there are so many TV commercials with nudity in them, and there are so many TV programs that show nudity on a regular basis. It's becoming more of a norm.

One of my favorites is 'The Sound of Music'. When Julie Andrews runs through the hills singing her head off, I always wish that a gust of wind would blow her skirt up.

I was in Liverpool city center and I thought I broke one of my toes, just by jumping on buses. I put my arm in the door on the outside, and the bus just drives away with me naked.

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