Bite me, Harry Potter.

Looks can be deceiving.

Emerson:bite me Whitne:you wish

Meg Cabot is the best author ever

How to be the best that you can be

I've never even been to Long Island

That hurt querida, that really hurt

Check yourself before you wreck yourself.

Who knew an elf queen could be so vicious!

The peace sign is with two fingers not one.

I love the Princess Diaries series! Do you?

You know your Lamborghini is on fire, right?

But I let it slide, because, hello, hot guy.

I don't seem to fit to associate with humans.

You can't turn love on and off like a faucet.

It was considerably larger than a knife hilt.

Summer is my favorite time to read mysteries.

So take my advice: whatever you do? Don’t blink

Writing is a workout, just like going for a run!

Mia, I'm not sorry. And I'll wait. Love, Michael.

I'm a liar. And I can't stop thinking about boys.

I like 'em big. And stupid. Don't tell my husband.

Tell me Jesse, does she sigh when you kiss her too

great. now i was starting to get jealous of myself.

Whatever. Boris, must you constantly breathe on me?

Me: “Ngh” Cal: “Well put.” ...... Every Boy's Got One

hope springs eternal, even in the heart of a fat girl.

Honey, some boys stopped by to see you. They had wood.

But. . . you said we were going to play Parcheezi. . .

It is a documented fact. I read it in People magazine.

Aaron, in order to die you have to live a little first.

Loud ringing noises, I've discovered, upset Mr.Peepers.

I needed another soda. I’d only had six since breakfast.

Life's not easy for unicorns, you know. We're a dying breed.

Always be true to your friends, just as you are to yourself.

Looks fade,' Mom would go on. 'But intelligence lasts forever.

oh my god, she said are you going to be reasonable about this?

Hormones are very powerful things. We are helpless in their wake.

Why can't you just get married in Las Vegas like normal Americans?

I really wanted to be veterinarian, but I got a 410 on my math SATs.

The brave may not live forever, but the cautious do not live at all.

My favorite book of all time is Cold Comfort Farm, by Stella Gibbons.

She hadn't slain the dragon. Not at all. She hoped no one ever would.

I was an unhappy child, and that puts me off having a child of my own.

...men aren't in touch with their emotions, and don't share enough [?]

The fact is, I love him. He's the boy I want and one day he'll be MINE.

I thought you'd like it," he said, seeming hurt. "You look very pretty.

You’re not a one hundred dollar bill, not everyone is going to like you.

It's what's known as an origin myth. What happened to me? That's no myth.

You want a happy romantic relationship? Don’t ruin it by getting married.

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