Quotes by Mike Epps - Page 1

I would love to play Magnum P.I.
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I used to be a dusty little child.
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Children
Littles
Used
Dusty
Little Child
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I love Richard Pryor. I love him to death.
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Richard
Pryor
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I've been doing comedy and paying my bills.
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Bills
Paying
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I'm telling a Richard Pryor story through me.
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Richard
Pryor
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You know how Hollywood is: They just follow suit.
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Hollywood
Know How
Suits
Suit
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I don't know why people think I'm this ad-lib dude.
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Ladders
People
Thinking
People Know Why
Dude
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We all take losses and it's about getting up and coming back.
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Coming Back
Loss
Losses
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I think in life, the sense of humor and comedy always exists.
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Humor
Comedy
Sense Of Humor
Thinking
Life Humor Always
Exists
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You know, you can't make the people do what you want them to do.
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People
Want
What You Want
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Yeah, I don't mess with chicks younger. They got to be almost thirty.
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Chicks
Mess
Thirty
Yeah
Younger
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I'm gonna have to develop myself. I'm just going to do the best that I can do.
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Can Do
Do The Best
I Can
Best Myself I Can
Develop
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Well, I think Hollywood, to be quite honest, I think they've run out of material.
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Running
Hollywood
Honest
Thinking
Material
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I left Indiana, and I ain't been back since. I've been doing comedy and paying my bills.
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Bills
Comedy
Indiana
Paying
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I don't know nothing about no marriages or nothing. I ain't even never been to a wedding.
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Wedding
Knows
Nothing Never Know
Marriages
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I'm a survivor of life. I try to give the glory to God and appreciate what's happening to me.
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Appreciate
Giving
Survivor
Trying
Life God Me
Try
Give
Happening
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I watch old school film so that I can learn so much that I just sort of miss all the new stuff.
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Old School
Missing
New Stuff
School
Watches
Miss
New Old School School
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I'm humble enough to wait and just chill. I'm having fun just working with these good people, man.
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Men
Chill
Fun
Good People
Having Fun
Humble
Good Man Enough
Working
Wait
Having
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The whole Miami Heat team is my least my favorite athlete. Why? Because they keep beating my Pacers.
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Athlete
Heat
Miami
Miami Heat
Team
Beating
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But I'm real conscious about what I do. I don't care what the label is. I'm looking at the outcome of it.
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Care
Conscious
Don't Care
Labels
Real
Label
Outcome
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Just the fact that I'm in the game is great. I'm just blessed to be working. I got a plan, but I'm humble and I try to be humble.
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Be Humble
Blessed
Games
Humble
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You can't make the people do what you want them to do. You've got to get everybody to see what you seein' or you gonna be a damn fool.
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Fool
People
Want
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To have longevity in this business, you have to reinvent yourself. You can't keep doing the same stuff. Sometimes I've turned down stuff and lost money.
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Longevity
Reinvent
Same Stuff
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You would be surprised of films that people just don't see. You know what I mean? I'm always working and I'm a film buff but I'm an old school film buff.
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Old School
Mean
People
School
Always People See
Buff
People School Always
Surprised
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"Resident Evil" was different. I like to challenge myself and do different things sometimes. So when it came to me, I was, like, "Come on with it, I'll do it."
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Challenges
Different
Evil
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I get a lot of people trying to take advantage of me because of my kindness. So, I'm either real nice to you, or I want to cut your head off. There's no in between with me.
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Kindness
Nice
Real
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Honestly, I feel like I am a leading man, and it's just going to take the right project, the female and the right studio. It's got to all gel together, you know what I mean?
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Men
Female
Honestly
Mean
Together
Project
Gel
Leading
Leading Man
Studio
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With Ice Cube they ain't no telling. He might have one cocked and loaded, ready to bust. We might do The Sunday, two old men sitting around the house waiting on the social security check.
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House
Ice
Loaded
Might
Ready
Security
Sitting
Social
Social Security
Sunday
Two
Waiting
Around
Bust
Check
Cube
Old
Ice Cube
Old Men
Telling
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You know, my life's changed now. I'm starting to experience what people are really supposed to do. You supposed to be married. You're supposed to have a family, kids, treat your wife right.
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Kids
People
Starting
Wife
Life Family Experience
Treat
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Everybody that's living in this earth is living in a situation. It's not narrow-minded to the point where everybody is serious and nobody has a personality. I think people die telling jokes.
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Earth
Narrow-minded
People
Personality
Serious
Situation
Thinking
Die
Nobody
Point
Telling
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I've been with this young lady for about two years now, and my life changed. I don't even think that way no more. I feel good, too, that I'm changed. Now I feel regular. I feel like I'm supposed to.
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Feel Good
Life Good My Life
Life Good Feel Good
Lady
Regular
Young Lady
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On 'Friday,' I had a big trailer, and we would have a barbecue going and music playing. It was a fun set. There was too much involved for 'The Hangover' to be a fun set. They're trying to get money.
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Barbecue
Friday
Hangover
Money Music Fun
Trailer
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Cedric, man, it's like if I'm working with you, like I'm sitting here now talking to you, I want to get along with you. That's how I am. I feel like if I get along with you, the work will be splendid.
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Sitting
Splendid
Work Man I Am
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She didn't break his heart, but I feel like a man is supposed to be a man, he ain't supposed to be all involved in that. That's why she got sisters and friend for. Just show up with the ring and act right.
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Break Up
Smile
Men
Be A Man
Heart
Sisters And Friends
Ring
Sisters
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I learned that you don't have to be all over the place, that you can be subtle and you can say what you say. The words that you put together can be just as hilarious as falling all over the place or doing something.
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Hilarious
Fall
Subtle
Together
Falling
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Federal prison, if you get any of it, you're going to have to do 85% of it. And the reason why I called it that is because I had a friend who got sent to the federal joint and his whole... it wasn't about him being in jail. He cried about the 85%.
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Cried
Jail
Joints
Reason Why
Joint
Sent
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I can remember when I was a baby and my mother was there watching the show. I went and bought 100 episodes and watched them. I respect it so much that the sitcom itself and Ed Norton; I'm not playing Ed Norton but my version of it, cause I'm a black man.
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Men
Baby
Episodes
Mother
Remember When
Sitcom
Version
Bought
Watched
Norton
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Every now and then you get a nice Jewish kid who likes black people and they would come in, and it would be a stream of them, and have black friends and really feel the black struggle on the acting tip and it's a reason why all of us are not dying in the movie.
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Kids
Dying
Likes
Nice
Now And Then
Struggle
Jewish
Struggle Black People
Black People Feel
Stream
Tip
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They have what you call a black night where they have black people come in for just one night only to watch comedy, and you get all your local drug dealers, thugs, prostitutes, all of them come in, sit down, and listen to you tell jokes. They the hardest people to make laugh.
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Just One
Dealers
Local
Thugs
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The biggest obstacle I've had to overcome is loving myself 100%. And that's still a battle. I love myself, but sometimes you can be your own worst enemy. And I think I've been my worst enemy in life, because others haven't been able to do anything to me unless I allowed them to do it.
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Battle
Thinking
Worst Enemy
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You can get really bored in this business [film], and I think that's one of the reasons why I've challenged myself so many times in different areas because you can get really bored and stagnated in one area. So, I do a lot of different things to keep myself occupied. In this business, it's a 'hurry up and wait' business and you have to really wait sometimes in some areas. I just keep myself busy. When one thing stops, the other one is rolling.
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Bored
Thinking
Waiting
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