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I'm easy to hate. I get it.
I have a dark sense of humor.
I literally hate working out.
I try to have sex as much as I can.
Everyone is just nicer to prettier people.
If you stand up for women, then don't bash me.
I want you to like me, but I don't care if you don't.
Being a geek just means that you're passionate about something.
I don't find myself to be the kind of person who is easily swayed.
Live the Life you'd be envious of if you saw someone else living it.
I am the same on camera as I am off. I can't imagine being any other way.
I realize my arms aren't as toned as Halle Berry's but I don't want them to be.
I was in a military family, so by the time I was 13 I'd lived in six different places.
With the story of your life, you dont get to write the whole book, just your character.
It is possible in this world to be pretty and funny and successful all at the same time.
I never tried to use anything besides my own sweat and blood and talent to get somewhere.
I'm really sarcastic. Not Morgan Webb sarcastic. She's dry, 100%. I'm different from her.
I was a big fan of Super Troopers, so working with the Broken Lizard guys was so much fun.
Jon Stewart hires people that he thinks are funny. That's it. That's the only requirement.
You see people who get so many big opportunities, and they take them, and they're not ready.
Know what the best thing about insomnia is? That I get to stay up all night figuring it out.
If you think something's funny, go with that. Most comedians pull jokes from a place of honesty.
Basically, I'm living the life of an actress in L.A. And I've recently had some pretty good fortune.
I think it's always funny when somebody thinks you're going to do something super sexy and then you don't.
I got to play with Nintendo's Wii, yes it's a funny name and not very revolutionary but it was fun whipping your arms around.
I love dressing up in superhero outfits and in fact, when I dress up as Wonder Woman, I actually think that I'm more powerful.
I love my career right now, and I won't be with anybody until they make my life as satisfying and as happy as my work makes me.
I'm a much more chill person now that I know who I am and know my own voice, so I don't really get nervous with live TV at all.
Growing up I had a lot of really negative energy in my life from people that were in my life, so I know to how to stand up for myself.
I grew up in a military family. I was moved around from school to school, so people aren't always the most welcoming to new girls in school.
Everyone's so timid and afraid to insult anybody, but in the end, it's like we're all trying to please everyone. In the end, we please no one.
I love horror movies and I love being scared, but I don't like them, if they're not based on a true story. It's like knowing how the sausage is made.
Be okay with who you are. And that you can't choose your parents or what life you were born into, but you can choose the kind of person you want to be.
I just broke up with my boyfriend, so I'm officially single. But one thing I find unbelievably annoying is all these guys in my life who want to save me.
Probably the geekiest attribute that I have of them all is that I've always had a hard time meeting friends. Like no matter where I grew up and I moved around, I always had a hard time.
I hate running. I know I'm curvier - I know I'm small, but I'm not ripped. But I make a choice to be that way. I realize my arms aren't as toned as Halle Berry's but I don't want them to be.
A geek isn't the skinny kid with a pocket protector and acne. There can be computer geeks, video game geeks, car geeks, military geeks, and sports geeks. Being a geek just means that you're passionate about something.
I think women should start to embrace their age. What's the alternative to getting older? You die. I can't change the day I was born. But I can take care of my skin, my body, my mind, and try to live my life and be happy.
For 'Iron Man' I had to improv with Robert Downey Jr., which is like going up against LeBron in basketball. At one point he stopped and said, 'Can we give a round of applause to Olivia, because she's rocking it right now.'
I'm not one of those people who walks away and says, "That's a lot better than I thought it was going to be." I said, "No, this is as bad as I thought it was going to be, I didn't like it. I didn't want to talk to anybody."
I remember reading these articles when I was younger, and I just felt like, well, in order to look like that, you have to have some secret, magical unicorn blood that makes carbs disappear as they go into your body. I prefer the truth.
I'm a 'What you see is what I want you to see' kind of girl . . . When I first started, I just wanted to be perfect. I wanted to say I loved bunnies and rainbows and world peace. I realized that the only way to be perfect was to embrace your imperfections.
The word 'geek' today does not mean what it used to mean. A geek isn't the skinny kid with a pocket protector and acne. There can be computer geeks, video game geeks, car geeks, military geeks, and sports geeks. Being a geek just means that you're passionate about something.
How many of you have had a crush on a teacher? I mean, remember that Physics professor? Law One is so steamy, I'm getting worked up just thinking about it: Every object in a state of uniform motion tends to remain in that state of motion unless an external force is applied to it. Mee-yow.
Nerd. Geek. Used to be if you self-identified that way, you'd get thrown into a locker and never have sex. Or worse, whatever that is. But to me and more and more people I know, being a nerd or a geek means having passion, power, intelligence. Being a nerd just means there is something in the world that you care deeply about—be it twelve-sided dice, a favorite sports team, your new laptop or Night Rider.
I know a lot of people have a hard time talking dirty - they dont know what to say, how to start, or when to end it. Also, at first they will think they sound ridiculous. And they might. But let me just say that talking dirty is so important in sex. And its pretty easy. To wit: Establish from the very beginning that you like this. And trust me, you want to do it early on. Because if you wait too long to introduce the concept, your Special Lady Friend will be a little thrown and might not take you seriously.