Look eye! Always look eye!

I didn't have a childhood.

A lot happens in 20 years.

I still have a young attitude.

Canvas. J.C. Penney. $3.98. You like?

I went from being an ailing child to a public enemy.

Hip Nip just sounds groovy. A drummer laid it on me.

Whole life have balance. Everything be better. Understand?

I began in an era where four-letter words were not allowed.

Only in America could you get away with the kind of comedy I did.

Thanks to the Japanese and Geronimo, John Wayne became a millionaire.

The idea of a Japanese comedian was not only a rarity, it was non-existent.

My fame is largely due to young people, theyre the first ones to discover me.

It's been a career filled with very low valleys and some wonderful, high peaks.

I never was able to do karate. That's calling me a good actor. I act like I can do anything.

I don't know of any other creature on earth other than man that will sit in a corner and cry because of some painful experience in the past.

I'm in semi-retirement, but what am I going to retire to? I don't ride horses, I don't golf anymore. I shoot a game of pool every now and then.

You may have heard that back in the States there are some people who are smoking grass. I don't know how you feel, but it's sure easier than cutting the stuff.

I'm awkward at these things. Just being nominated for an Academy Award for Best Supporting Actor for Karate Kid was a real surprise and I was a little uncomfortable.

I've been working on my autobiography, just pecking away in longhand. The more you write, the more you remember. The more you remember, the more detail you recall. It's not all pleasant!

The Japanese couldn't have been all bad during World War II. Look at all the movies Hollywood was able to make on account of them. The Indians weren't the only bad guys. Thanks to the Japanese and Geronimo, John Wayne became a millionaire.

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