Quotes by Pat Paulsen - Page 2

The Clinton Administration has turned out to be a boon. I knew that he would be wonderful, I just knew it from the beginning. From Arkansas? Shoot.
Pat Paulsen / Comedian
Administration
Arkansas
Boon
Clinton
Would Be
Beginning
Clinton Administration
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You can fool some of the people all of the time and all of the people some of the time, but you can only make a monkey out of the voters every four years!
Pat Paulsen / Comedian
Fool
Voters
Years
Time Fool People
Monkey
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Should we continue to spend billions to subsidize foreign military dictatorships, or should we concentrate on taking better care of the one we have right here at home?
Pat Paulsen / Comedian
Billions
Military
Concentrate
Dictatorships
Foreign
Subsidize
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Having a comic in the White House will assure stability in foreign relations. The world will continue to respond to foreign initiatives by saying, 'You must be joking.'
Pat Paulsen / Comedian
Comic
House
Stability
White
White House
World
World Must Will
Assure
Respond
Initiatives
Joking
Relations
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It is true that all of the current presidential candidates once denied that they had any intention of running. But the fact that I am also a liar, doesn't make me a candidate.
Pat Paulsen / Comedian
Running
Liars
Presidential
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Only a cheap politician, greedy for political gain, would try to single out one individual for blame. The fault lies not with the individual but with the system, and that system is Richard Nixon.
Pat Paulsen / Comedian
Blame
Greedy
Individual
Lying
Political
Single
Trying
Cheap
Fault
Gain
Richard
Lies
Nixon
Richard Nixon
System
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I'm often asked why I travel around the country talking politics. Is it for humanitarian reasons, community spirit, or is it for the money, the limousines or the girls? The answers are: no, no, yes yes yes!
Pat Paulsen / Comedian
Girl
Community
Country
Talking Politics
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I like to pour my wines for people. I watch their eyes, I can see what they'll like. Most people say they don't like dry wine because they haven't had a dry wine that's clean and fruity, instead of a big, oaky thing.
Pat Paulsen / Comedian
Clean
Dry
Eye
People
Wine
Eyes People See
Eyes
Instead
People Say
Pour
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Many of you have asked why it's taken me so long to select a running mate. I have no intention of reaching into the political grab bag and grabbing any man to be my running mate. I'm going to reach in and grab a woman!
Pat Paulsen / Comedian
Running
Men
Taken
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I came down to Orange because I sold the Smothers Brothers a song called 'Chocolate,' and that gave me enough money to move down here. I was washing windows down in Orange County when they called me up and said they wanted me to do their TV show.
Pat Paulsen / Comedian
Brother
Chocolate
County
Moving
Orange
Orange County
Song
Washing
Tv
Money Me Song
Money Enough Me
Brothers
Enough Money
Gave
Sold
Tv Show
Windows
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Now that my wine has been served in the White House, why not me? Who could talk to farmers better than I? Somebody even asked me the other day if I had anything in my platform about taxes. 'Hell yes,' I said. 'Great state. But I wouldn't want to live there.'
Pat Paulsen / Comedian
Farmers
Hell
House
Taxes
White
White House
Why Not
Wine
Great Me Day
Great Me Better
Talk
Somebody
Asked
Great Better Me
Platform
Served
Yes
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We've got to step up our conservation efforts before it's too late. We're not protecting our lands and natural resources. Take the Grand Canyon for example; I'm sure that at one time it was a beautiful piece of land, and just look at the way we've let it go.
Pat Paulsen / Comedian
Beautiful
Conservation
Effort
Example
Grand Canyon
Land
Natural Resources
One Time
Resources
Too Late
Time Beautiful Look
Canyon
Efforts
For Example
Grand
Lands
Piece
Protecting
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I admit I do have some drawbacks and limitations as a candidate. Although I am a professional comedian, some of my critics maintain that this is not enough. I cannot deny that I stand before you untested and inexperienced - I only spent two years in television, never as a romantic lead or a song and dance man.
Pat Paulsen / Comedian
Dance
Romantic
Men
Comedian
Critics
Deny
Drawbacks
Song
Television
Years
Enough Man I Am
Admit
Although
Candidate
Inexperienced
Limitations
Maintain
Romantic Lead
Spent
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