Quotes by Peter De Vries - Page 2

When I see a paragraph shrinking under my eyes like a strip of bacon in a skillet, I know I'm on the right track.
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Shrinking
Track
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When I can no longer bear to think of the victims of broken homes, I begin to think of the victims of intact ones.
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Home
Broken
Broken Heart
Thinking
Begin
Bear
Homes
Intact
Longer
Victims
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The trouble with treating people as equals is that the first thing you know they may be doing the same thing to you.
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Firsts
May
People
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... it is a fact universally acknowledged that a husband is the most ridiculous thing on earth, except for a bachelor.
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Marriage
Earth
Husband
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Let us hope, I prayed, that a kind Providence will put a speedy end to the acts of God under which we have been laboring.
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God
Ends
Kind
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We turned on one another deep, drowned gazes, and exchanged a kiss that reduced my bones to rubber and my brain to gruel.
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Brain
Kissing
Romantic Love
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We are nothing but a string of gut on a stick of bone riding this piece of astral soot for one piteous splinter of eternity.
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Pieces
Riding
Splinters
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The satirist shoots to kill while the humorist brings his prey back alive and eventually releases him again for another chance.
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Chance
Humor
Alive
Another Chance
Laughter
Prey
Release
Satirist
Again
Brings
Humorist
Eventually
Shoots
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A hundred years ago Hester Prynne of The Scarlet Letter was given an A for adultery; today she would rate no better than a C-plus.
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Letters
Today
Years
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Confession is good for the soul only in the sense that a tweed coat is good for dandruff - it is a palliative rather than a remedy.
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Coats
Confession
Remedy
Soul
Tweed
Coat
Rather
Sense
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Mrs Thicknesse and I agreed that a business of his own was probably the only solution for him because he was obviously unemployable.
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Entrepreneur
Solutions
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I tried to write worse but it was no good; my generalizations came out as before, each more exquisite than the last. I grew discouraged.
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Discouraged
Lasts
Writing
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Anyone informed that the universe is expanding and contracting in pulsations of eighty billion years has a right to ask. What's in it for me?
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Science
Expanding Universe
Years
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Life is a crowded superhighway with bewildering cloverleaf exits on which a man is liable to find himself speeding back in the direction he came.
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Men
Exit
Funny Life
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I can still hear my mother wailing over some new kitchen crisis, "Oh God," and my father answering cozily from the silo, "Were you calling me, dear?
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Father
Kitchen
Mother
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Before the mind snaps, or the heart breaks, it gather itself like a clock about to strike. It might even be said one pulls himself together to disintegrate.
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Heart
Mind
Together
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I think people love each other a little more than they hate each other ... Love has a slim hold on the human corporation, like fifty-one per cent, but it's enough.
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Love
Hate
Thinking
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Sex in marriage is like medicine. Three times a day for the first week. Then once a day for another week. Then once every three or four days till the condition clears up.
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Funny Marriage
Medicine
Sex
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Who of us is mature enough for offspring before the offspring themselves arrive? The value of marriage is not that adults produce children but that children produce adults.
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Marriage
Mature
Offspring
Produce
Adult
Arrive
Value
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Rather than waste precious time arguing, I went up and started serving my "sentence" without delay. It was usually about an hour for epigrams; somewhat longer for a paradox.
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Delay
Punishment
Waste
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You can make a sordid thing sound like a brilliant drawing-room comedy. Probably a fear we have of facing up to the real issues. Could you say we were guilty of Noel Cowardice?
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Drawing
Issues
Real
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I made a tentative conclusion. It seemed from all of this that uppermost among human joys is the negative one of restoration: not going to the stars, but learning that one may stay where one is.
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Joy
Negative
Stars
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Sometimes I write drunk and revise sober, and sometimes I write sober and revise drunk. But you have to have both elements in creation — the Apollonian and the Dionysian, or spontaneity and restraint, emotion and discipline.
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Discipline
Drunk
Writing
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What baffles me is the comfort people find in the idea that somebody dealt this mess. Blind and meaningless chance seems to me so much more congenial - or at least less horrible. Prove to me that there is a God and I will really begin to despair.
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Despair
Ideas
People
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We must love one another, yes, yes, that's all true enough, but nothing says we have to like each other. It may be the very recognition of all men as our brothers that accounts for the sibling rivalry, and even enmity, we have toward so many of them.
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Love
Brother
Sibling
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I am not impressed by the Ivy League establishments. Of course they graduate the best -- it's all they'll take, leaving to others the problem of educating the country. They will give you an education the way the banks will give you money -- provided you can prove to their satisfaction that you don't need it.
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Inspirational
Country
Teenager
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"You ought to be ashamed," a woman in an Easter bonnet told Stein. "Your race gave us our religion..." "From ancient polytheism, the belief in lots of gods," the woman continued a little more eruditely, "the Hebrew nation led us on to the idea that there is only one." "Which is just a step from the truth," said Stein.
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Easter
Ideas
Race
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The idea of a Supreme Being who creates a world in which one creature is designed to eat another in order to subsist, and then pass a law saying, "Thou shalt not kill," is so monstrously, immeasurably, bottomlessly absurd that I am at a loss to understand how mankind has entertained or given it house room all this long.
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Law
Loss
Order
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"You don't believe in God," I said to Stein. "God is a word banging around in the human nervous system. He exists about as much as Santa Claus." "Santa Claus has had a tremendous influence, exist or not." "For children." "Lots of saints have died for God with a courage that's hardly childish." "That's part of the horror. It's all a fantasy. It's all for nothing."
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Atheism
Believe
Children
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He resented such questions as people do who have thought a great deal about them. The superficial and slipshod have ready answers, but those looking this complex life straight in the eye acquire a wealth of perception so composed of delicately balanced contradictions that they dread, or resent, the call to couch any part of it in a bland generalization. The vanity (if not outrage) of trying to cage this dance of atoms in a single definition may give the weariness of age with the cry of youth for answers the appearance of boredom.
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Eye
People
Vanity
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