I've bowed to you for too long, and if I continue to do it, we will all suffer.

EVE:so thats the bathroom where shane spends houres doing his hair shane:bite me

You never heard ofplugging her in ? My God, Myrnin, you made a vampire computer?

Run first,' Shane said. 'Mourn later.' It was the perfect motto for Morganville.

Ah, Morganville. Where dressing to hide bloodstains was just good daily planning.

Pics or it didn't happen." "Dude, little busy for pics. You know, throwing flame.

Unless you want to hang a This Vein for Rent sign around your neck, move already!

Sure. Knock yourself out. No, really. Hammer to the head, works every time.” Claire

I would never build a lawn trimmer," Myrnin said. "What did the lawn ever do to me?

Shane - who knows about Shane? Planet Shane is a lovely place a long way from here.

My dad used to say that life's a journey, but somebody screwed up and lost the map.

Sometime, somewhere, life always comes to a fight, and peace always comes to an end.

Even in an apocalypse like this, surely running out of Coke qualified as a disaster.

It's not your enemies who are likeliest to hurt you. It is, always, those you trust.

Your education or your life, Claire. I'd rather you be alive and a little bit dumber.

Rambo was a Green Beret," Hannah said. "Please. We eat those army boys for breakfast.

You've turned into quite a bossy little thing," Myrnin said. "I think I might like it.

Ummm…” She licked her lips. “Define fun.” “Quit doing that, jailbait. It’s distracting.

Oliver . . . well. Who knew if Oliver’s problem was the disease or just a bad attitude?

Myrnin was silent for a beat, and then he said, "Bob would be very disappointed in you.

I am not getting you a brain, because I am not that kind of assistant, Dr. Frankenstein.

You'd be surprised what people will do for money that they wouldn't do for love. Myrnin.

I wish the dryer were running, because man, I could use a good...tumble dry."-Eve Rosser

He hung up on her. She'd just been hung up on by a disembodied brain in a jar. Fantastic.

The problem with ruling by fear is that eventually, when the fear fades, fury replaces it.

In any group of people, no matter how hard-assed they might appear, there’s always a geek.

If you ask me if I'm okay again, I'm going to smack myself in the face just to punish you.

I’m taking off my shoes.’’ ‘‘Fine. Shoes off.’’ ‘‘And my pants.’’ ‘‘Don’t push it, Claire.

Of course, I thought I was badass at sixteen, too. Wait, I was badass at sixteen. Oh, yeah.

Hey! Sorry, lady, but nobody's staking anybody at this party! I hung a disco ball for this.

Really? Is he running for Worst Boyfriend Ever?" "In the subcategory of Completely Awesome.

That's kind of a leap, but the Russian judge gave you a nine point five for style, so okay.

but sometimes optimism is the only drug that works. But it’s sadly temporary in its effects.

Shane: "Score," he said, and raised the crowbar in triumph. "Who's your daddy?" - Black Dawn

I love arguing with you, Claire. You always surprise me. And occasionally, you even make sense.

Hannah leaned against the wall. "Mind if I call shotgun?" Since you're carrying one? Feel free.

Not everything is about beating your head against the wall until it breaks.” “Just most things.

Jason: I'm all for hobbies, but you think this is the time for origami? Whatcha making, a crane?

Oh, try not to sound so much like Mom—you don’t have the ovaries" (Monica Morrell - Last Breath)

No, Michael was all good. Killed, dismembered, buried, reborn…yeah, just another day in the life.

Trav, if you cross us -- " "I know. You'll get me. I'll try not to pee all over myself in terror.

Does it give you déjà voodoo how alike the houses are?" "That's déjà vu, and I hate you right now

Claire: Seriously? My mom? Let you in my room? In the middle of the night? Michael: Moms like me.

I have permission to live off campus.” She didn’t say from whom, because it was primarily herself.

Now could you please ask these idiots to stop pointing their bullets at me? It's terribly wasteful.

What was your name again?" "Still Eve." "No, I'm sure it's something else. That doesn't seem right.

Morely: You're trying to make me [i]Amelie[/i] Oliver: Goodness, no. You'd look terrible in a skirt

Knowing Myrnin, there could be anything inside, from a body he'd forgotten about to his dirty laundry.

How can you smell this good after the kind of crappy day we've had?" "I sweat perfume. Like all girls.

Goodness," Myrnin said quietly. "I don't think I should be watching this. I don't think I'm old enough.

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