Rachel Renée Russell, an author (born 1959), is quoted 10 times on QuoteForever. The subjects that come up most often are Diaries, Dork, Baby and Shining.

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Let your inner DORK shine through.

Better late than never."-Dork Diaries

So many FREAKS and not enough CIRCUSES!

Wine intoxicates for a time, but the end is bitterness.

Dream big dreams,because little dreams have no magic.~Dork Diaries

You're such a big BABY. So cry me a river, build yourself a bridge, and GET OVER IT

BTW, the roach's name is Max (courtesy of Brianna, "because of I had a puppy, I'd name him Max").

In spite of her cute little angelic face and pink sneakers, Brianna is actually a baby Tyrannosaurus rex. On STEROIDS!

Book five of Dork Diaries is one of my favorite books it brings my thoughts deep into the book and think if you haven't read it you should you will probably fell just as I fell.

STAY HOME FROM SCHOOL FAUX VOMIT: 1 cup of cooked oatmeal 1.2 cup of sour cream (or buttermilk ranch dressing or anything that smells like rancid, sour milk) 2 chopped cheese sticks (for chunkiness) 1 uncooked egg (for authentic slimy texture) 1 can of split pea soup (for putrid green color) 1/4 cup of raisins (to increase gross-osity) Mix ingredients and simmer over low heat for 2 minutes Let mixture cool to warm vomit temperature Use liberally as needed Makes 4 to 5 cups

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