Is there a tumor in your humor?

Oh Lord, make me pure, but not yet.

You don't want the truth. Truth is boring.

Lord I'm Doing All I Can To Be A Better Man.

It's a huge responsibility being a solo act.

We know we are falling from grace, millennium.

Inside me there is a fat man dying to get out.

I didn't lose my mind, it was mine to give away

I have only one ambition, which is to be famous.

I couldn't live without my music, man. Or me mum.

I know I'm gonna die so my revenge is living well.

Sometimes I feel like I'm sailing on a sunken dream

Sex is good. Everybody does it and everybody should.

I enjoy nakedness. I am a bit of a naturist at heart.

I don't want to die but I ain't keen on living either

I sit and talk to God, and he just laughs at my plans.

I've never, ever, raised a fist to anybody in my life.

I can do anything I want to do really, I might as well.

Love is getting to be cynical, passion's just physical.

And I feel that love is dead, I'm loving angels instead

My friends are so cynical, they refuse to keep the faith.

All the best women are married all the handsome men are gay

If you're willing to change the world let love be your energy

I'm quite open to the fact that I might be a tinfoil-hat freak

I'm quite open to the fact that I might be a tinfoil-hat freak.

I've had to make friends with an awful lot of bad fashion choices.

I'm conscious of age, but I'm more suspicious of it than anything.

I like listening to good music - and I can't stop playing my album.

Hell is gone and heaven's here,there's nothing left for you to fear.

You can't argue with popularity. Well, you could, but you'd be wrong!

Madonna looked amazing. I can't believe she's 89 and looks like that.

People say you've got to be OK with your own company, but tell me why?

I'm not educated. I left school when I was 16, with no qualifications.

(Britney Spears) went in for knee surgery and came out a little top heavy.

I am not as bad as people would suggest. Not as good as I would like to be.

Yes I had to dress up in drag but what fun. And now I feel like a real lady.

I've nothing against anyone following their dreams - but not if they're crap.

I show off - I'm a very good show off. It's what I do, it's what I'm good at.

All your friends think you're satisfied, but they can't see your soul, no, no, no.

Perhaps I'm absolutely bonkers and don't know it. Perhaps I'm psychotically mental.

I like to be comfortable, but I do enjoy being a British gent and dressing up a bit.

I come from the tradition of a big Irish family that loves to sing. I love to perform.

You know, I am a mainstream person with mainstream tastes, and I want to hear the hits.

Don't throw me teddy-bears, I'm 23! I'm a man! Throw me condoms or money! Paper, not coins.

When Daddy goes to work, there's a mouth to feed, a point to life and a reason to do things

I'm a born entertainer. When I open the fridge door and the light goes on, I burst into song.

I'm contemplating thinking about thinking...but....it's overrated - just get another drink in!

I've really been grappling with depression. It's all linked with my cocaine and ecstasy abuse.

When I first met him [David Beckham] I didn't know whether to shake his hand or lick his face.

I'm quite obviously not the world's most handsome man - I'm the second world's most handsome man!

Share This Page