Quotes by Ruby Wax - Page 1

I'm lucky not to have a nine-to-five job.
Ruby Wax / Comedian
Jobs
Lucky
Nine
Nine-To-Five
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My whole career has been an act of revenge.
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Careers
Revenge
Whole
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I don't combine proteins and carbohydrates.
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Carbohydrates
Protein
Combine
Proteins
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What once made you safe now drives you insane.
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Insane
Made
Safe
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Thoughts aren't fact, so don't take them seriously
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Some interviewees you make friends with and some you don't.
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Friends
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Only if you're kind to yourself, can you be kind to others.
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Be Kind
Be Kind To Others
Kind
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College athletes used to get a degree in bringing your pencil.
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Funny
Graduation
Inspirational
Athlete
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Being a mother is hard and it wasn't a subject I ever studied.
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Mom
Mother
Subjects
Studied
Subject
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I'm a misplaced American, but don't know where I was misplaced
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Funny
Humorous
Witty
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I'm a misplaced American, but don't know where I was misplaced.
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Funny
Misplaced
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College atheletes used to get a degree in bringing your pencil.
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Graduation
Bringing
Degree
Pencil
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I've told so many lies about my age I don't know how old I am myself.
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Age
Know How
Lying
Age Myself I Am
Lies
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People who say ... they're perfectly fine [are] more insane than the rest of us.
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Inspiration
Motivation
People
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By the time dessert arrives I am usually so drunk, I can't remember what I'm serving.
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Dessert
Drunk
Remember
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How come every other organ in your body can get sick and you get sympathy, except the brain?
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Body
Brain
Sick
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Nannies love working in our house because they never know who's gonna walk through the door.
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Doors
House
Nannies
Door
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You shouldn't run away from your problems, you need to aim straight for the heart of the beast.
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Running
Heart
Needs
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I am lucky to have good Polish skin that doesn't wrinkle so I might be around for a few years yet.
Ruby Wax / Comedian
Polish
Skins
Wrinkles
Years
Skin
Wrinkle
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I can't do anything too serious like Saddam Hussein, but I would like to do Bill Clinton. That'd be fun.
Ruby Wax / Comedian
Bills
Clinton
Fun
Hussein
Saddam
Serious
Bill
Bill Clinton
Saddam Hussein
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My ultimate fantasy is to entice a man to my bedroom, put a gun to his head and say, 'Make babies or die'.
Ruby Wax / Comedian
Men
Baby
Gun
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You have to be great friends and make each other laugh. We laugh a lot and neither is jealous of the other.
Ruby Wax / Comedian
Friends
Jealous
Great Friend
Laughing
Great Friends
Neither
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I never weigh myself, but the brutal truth of television is that they don't employ old people or fat people.
Ruby Wax / Comedian
Truth
Brutal
Old People
People
Television
Truth Myself People
Fat
Employ
Weigh
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For me mindfulness is like building a house, so the next time the tsunami that is depression comes I'll have a structure in place to resist it.
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House
Mindfulness
Next
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I have to keep reminding myself that I am their mother. Sometimes we are sitting at home and I feel like we are waiting for our mom to come home.
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Home
Mom
Mother
Reminding
Sitting
Waiting
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Why is that when people become ill and have something wrong with any of their organs, they get sympathy from other people - except when that organ is their brain?
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Brain
Ill
People
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Depressions are very cyclical, they happen once every five years. When I was on TV, yes I was effervescent, you can't fake it. It [depression] comes like the pox.
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Fake
Pox
Years
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[With depression] you get a real sense of shame, because your friends go, 'Oh come on, show me the lump, show me the x-rays,' and of course you've got nothing to show.
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Inspiration
Motivation
Real
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Like any working mother I find it hard to have a social life. But my kids are so well adjusted. There isn't a brat bone in their body so I haven't done anything that bad.
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Kids
Brat
Life Is Hard
Mother
Social Life
Life Mother Done
Adjusted
Bone
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Why, when you have a mental disease, is it always considered an act of imagination? Why is it that every organ in your body can get sick and you get sympathy except the brain?
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Imagination
Brain
Sick
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Mum used to hide love letters from my boyfriends and put me down. Now I understand that she was a Polish immigrant forced to settle in Chicago. She was jealous of the freedom life gave me.
Ruby Wax / Comedian
Boyfriend
Jealous
Chicago
Letters
Mum
My Boyfriend
Polish
Life Love Freedom
Forced
Hide
Immigrant
Love Letters
Settle
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I knew nothing about football, then someone showed me a film of Petit and I realised how interesting the game could be. He is divine. When I met him I could barely speak, he was so gorgeous. Women will love that show.
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Women
Divine
Football
Games
Gorgeous
Interesting
Realised
Barely
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'The Piano' is a romantic drama that really made me want to see New Zealand. When I finally did it was every bit as jaw dropping as it looked in the film. It's so virgin and green, it's like God said 'lets try again' and he got it right this time!
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Drama
Piano
Trying
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I always ask the booksellers to look at me and recommend a book; 9 out of 10, they get it right; it’s usually a book about someone dysfunctional. To me bookstores are like brothels of imagination, each book is luring me over going, 'Read me, read me'.
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Imagination
Book
Looks
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