It doesn't matter what I said!

Since we ate taking orders, get me some sunchips!

You're not even in a restaurant, but... you got served!

Don't make him anger please. I don't like it when he's anger.

Carlito likes to swap spit with men who don't want to be cool.

Those are real bottomlines, because Santino Marella say it be so!

I make love to the beautiful Maria and you make love to your stick!

I'm Jerry Lawler, I make fun of women because I have no self-esteem.

I'll write you a check. I'll write you a check. How do you spell Sheamus?

Haha, you lose! I got your delicious Subway sandwich Jerry 'stupid' Lawler!

These people are like sheep, if you were to ask them, who would like hepatitis, they are all going to cheer.

My daddy, or papa as Ilike to call him is always healthy. Sure, he had the herpes but he managed it very well!

The last time I saw that crooked stupid smile on your face, I got-a-so mad, but then I realized...that crooked stupid smile is there all the time.

They try to get me to watch The Condemned and I said NO,NO, NO. It's a sad fact Stone Colduh can't act he should GO, GO, GO. He likes to hang out in baaaaaars, I gave his movie zero staaaaaars. They try to make me watch The Condemned and I said uh NO,NO,NO.

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