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Heartbreak can be so pathetic.
Bill Walton's on-court style is immortal.
It's not easy to be stylish as a linebacker.
Smart people, often times, are miserable people.
I never feel more famous than at the hot sauce expo.
Patrons, don't berate bouncers for denying you entry.
Chicago fans are the most insufferable in all sports.
There's absolutely nothing glamorous about getting old.
The subculture of hot sauce is so fascinating and unique.
Relative to the rest of your life, college isn't all that hard.
It's amazing how quickly a defined jawline can turn your luck around.
No athlete entered 2012 with more and left it with less than Lance Armstrong.
I don't have a ton of talents. I'm not this conventionally attractive TV dude.
If ever there were a case for raising taxes on the wealthy, it's Andrew Bynum.
People who are from Chicago are just funnier than people who aren't from Chicago.
The pool table, like bathroom graffiti and horrible lighting, is a dive bar staple.
Boston is one of the country's more insecure cities and see you it in Celtics fans.
Dive bars rely on a steady stream of neighborhood regulars to keep their doors open.
It's easy to forget about the Memphis Grizzlies because, well, they play in Memphis.
If everybody were to eat the 'Wings of Death,' you'd have a better understanding of them.
It doesn't matter how much game you think you have, no nightclub bartender wants to talk to you.
When 'Hot Ones' is done right, every wing is like a different part of that person's personality.
If there's one thing Eagles and Giants fans can agree on, it's a mutual disdain for Skip Bayless.
Entering a club is an insufferable two-way street and the patrons are just as guilty as the doormen.
Bobby Petrino slinks through coaching jobs with the stench and trustworthiness of expired mayonnaise.
I'm not Ryan Seacrest. If I want people to pay attention to me, I have to just eat scorching-hot food.
Bjorn Borg has the look of a Scandanavian rock star with the understated charm of a Wes Anderson movie.
It's not easy to embarrass the University of Arkansas. The place is basically a truck stop with a quad.
In an age of political correctness, even the most apparent gender assertions are dismissed as ignorance.
You can only be about that Chrysler Town & Country life if you are absolutely compatible with your partner.
Our 'Hot Ones' interview show is all about deconstructing celebrities and making them seem like normal people.
Prodigal sons like Barack Obama, Kanye West, and Michael Jordan only come back to Chicago to sell their homes.
Attempting to squash your permeating stench of a loser by bum rushing every girl you come across is a bad look.
It's amazing how one introductory course in environmental science can turn a 20-year-old into an Biofuels expert.
When humiliation begets heartbreak, your clothing permeates with a stench of desperation that only women can smell.
To ask somebody to sit down and watch 30 minutes' worth of an Internet video - on the Internet, that's an eternity.
Taking mass transit is an uphill battle and one wrong move can put you on the latest Worldstarhiphop fight compilation.
When a high-profile celebrity sits down with you for an interview, there's no obligation for them to give you anything.
I want 'Hot Ones' to give people that warm, fuzzy, TGIF 'Family Matters' Christmas-episode feeling after they watch it.
Tim Tebow is the kind of unsung hero we can all root for, an underdog who is all too often ignored by the fans and media.
Everybody always wants to make the show 'What's it like to have a beer with that person?' And everyone sucks at making it.
As the flagrant foul's official mascot, Anthony Mason had the genteel refinement of an intentional elbow to the eye socket.
When you're only source of income is a $20 allowance and you rely on a Razor scooter to get around, life's not that serious.
Penny Hardaway has a decided style advantage over other players because he rocked one of the crispiest jerseys in NBA history.
With 'Hot Ones: The Game Show,' we're excited to flip the script and give everyday people the chance to achieve hot sauce glory.
I often hear that those are people's favorite episodes, the ones with people that they don't know. That's the magic of 'Hot Ones.'
We knew James Harden was good. You don't get named to All-Star games and win Olympic gold medals when you play like Darko Milicic.
When I'm off the clock, I'm just drinking juice and eating cereal and salads and stuff. If I'm off the clock, I'm not eating wings.
We don't really want to be the 'Late Night' of the Internet. We want to have one foot in the mainstream, one foot in the underground.
There's not a lot of chefs in the kitchen and very few people are involved in 'Hot Ones.' There's no research team or anything like that.