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Brainy's the new sexy.
Rule 1: The Doctor lies.
To me, a 'brand' sounds evil.
We're all stories, in the end.
Always take a banana to a party.
Never knowingly be serious. Rule 27.
Never run when you're scared. Rule 7.
I always tend to favor the newer idea.
Demons run when a good man goes to war.
I write the kind of stuff I'd like to watch.
It's a fez. I wear a fez now. Fezes are cool.
Fascinatingly confident, rude people are great.
The Doctor...is embarrassingly human for an alien.
It's a TV show. Only the emotional damage is real.
Cinema is so slow and boring compared to television.
Witty and mean is easy - but fond and funny is hard.
I don't know. I can't tell the future I just work there.
Madness is just what a genius looks like to a tiny mind.
You'll go out of business if you think people are stupid.
Well, I'm permitted to say anything I like. I just don't.
Have you met the French? My...GOD they know how to party!
Being the only writer on a successful show is very rewarding.
I'd forgotten not all victories are about saving the universe.
All lives end. All hearts are broken. Caring is not an advantage.
See the bowtie? I wear it and I don't care. That's why it's cool.
If it’s time to go, remember what you’re leaving. Remember the best.
What's the point of being a grown-up if you don't get to be immature?
Reinette: One may tolerate a world of demons for the sake of an angel.
Do you know how you make someone into a Dalek? Subtract Love, add Anger.
Though the man above might say hello, expect no love from the beast below
I never go online. The Internet stuff is bonkers. You must not look at it.
You want weapons? We're in a library! Books! The best weapons in the world!
There's something that doesn't make sense. Let's go and poke it with a stick.
Kathy Nightingale: What's good about sad? Sally Sparrow: It's happy for deep people.
The Doctor: I've seen bigger. Clara: Really? The Doctor: Are you joking? It's massive!
I always rip out the last page of a book. Then it doesn't have to end. I hate endings!
Between the marriages, I shagged my way round television studios like a mechanical digger.
If you don't expect to like someone and then you do, that's an incredibly exciting moment.
Never ignore a coincidence. Unless you're busy, in which case, always ignore a coincidence.
Come on, Rory! It isn't rocket science, it's just quantum physics! -The Doctor (Matt Smith)
You should always waste time when you don't have any. Time is not the boss of you. Rule 408.
I don't want to think that the stories are finite; I want to feel that they can go on forever.
I think training in comedy, as it were, a history writing comedy, is a powerful tool for anyone.
As we all know, it is the proper duty of every British subject to come to the aid of the TARDIS.
My priorities are where they should be, which is making really great, really exciting television.
Amy: I had something I wanted to tell him. Stuff always gets in the way. Canton: Stuff does that.
You don't want to take over the universe. You wouldn't know what to do with it beyond shout at it.
I hope I won't become hated by geeks everywhere, but I don't really know comic books all that well.
If anyone said to me 'invent a new monster so we can sell more toys', I'd kick them out of my office.
Well we've moved through the funfair a bit – we've done the rollercoaster, now we're on the ghost train.