Quotes of All Topics . Occasions . Authors
I don't need to be fixed anymore. That job's already been done. I love you, Annabelle. -Heath Champion-
I married a damned cereal killer
Everybody’s afraid of something.
ignore the pain, play through it.
Be the best at what you're good at
Hey, everybody, Jerry Maguire's here.
Writing is hard for everybody except fools.
Losing isn't as bad as not fighting at all.
I take thee... to be my awful wedded husband
Anything worth having is worth fighting for.
I love you, Daisy. I love you so much I hurt.
You have a college degree? You can barely talk.
Don't mess with me, Calvin. You'll only get hurt.
There's nothing sexier in a man than intelligence.
Nobody else can demean me. I can only demean myself
[Colin to Sugar Beth] I put my heart on every page.
Be quiet, or I swear to God I'll take you right here
Now, now. Southern ladies don’t French-kiss and tell.
Pride had kept her running when love had betrayed her.
I take every opportunity I can to speak to librarians.
Don't dare a person who has nothing else left to lose.
Why don't I just hand you my panties and be done with it.
Disagreements over money are the biggest cause of divorce.
There’s no accounting for the mysteries of the human heart
A villain always preferred luring the heroine to his lair.
Celebrate the success of others. High tide floats all ships.
E-mail creates the illusion that you're writing. You're not.
I'm bad with numbers. My husband is the keeper of the records.
"There’s no such thing as mistakes – only a lack of foresight.
Good news!" she chirped. "The doctor says this time it's triplets!
My website bulletin board is the place I interact with my readers.
Who needs food? Your smile alone is enough to nourish me for weeks.
Try to live with a generous heart. Doing anything else is too hard.
You shouldn't dare a person who doesn't have anything left to lose.
What are you gonna do, angel face? Stab me with your eyebrow pencil?
When male authors write love stories, the heroine tends to end up dead.
When it's your fourth marriage, you tend to lose faith in superstitions.
If you want me, you'll have to earn me. And, mister, I don't come cheap.
Did anybody tell you that you're a few french fries short of a Happy Meal?
If I could put my brain in her body, the world would be mine for the taking.
When you've been around a snake long enough, you learn how to crawl in the dirt.
Make-up? What happened? You look almost female." "Thanks. You look almost straight.
sometimes knowing when to give up is the real test of character... -annabelle granger
Okay, so I'll admit I'm curious. Big deal. We both know what that leads to. Dead cat.
Old radicals never changed. They just got law degrees and updated their bag of tricks.
As far as I'm concerned, men like you were put on this world to entertain women like me.
[Bobby Tom] finally understood Gracie's function in his life. She was God's joke on him.
I write about the men you want to read about but don't necessarily want to be married to.
Bobby Tom: You're supposed to be my assistant, not a baby-sitter! Gracie: One and the same.
Mummy’s coming home late tonight. It’ll be just we guys, so we can get drunk and watch porn.
