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The sky was the color of Edgar Allan Poe's pajamas.
The more advertising I see, the less I want to buy.
Outlaws are can openers in the supermarket of life.
Breathe properly. Stay curious. And eat your beets.
The ultimate end of any ideology is totalitarianism.
Nobody quite knew what to make of the moon any more.
Unhappiness is the ultimate form of self-indulgence.
I rather like the smell of absurdity in the morning.
Toys are made in heaven, batteries are made in hell.
The most useful thing about art is it's uselessness.
When freedom is outlawed, only outlaws will be free.
Birth and death were easy. It was life that was hard.
Eating a raw oyster is like french kissing a mermaid.
Human folly does not impede the turning of the stars.
There are only two mantras, yum and yuck, mine is yum.
When they tell you to grow up, they mean stop growing.
The beauty of simplicity is the complexity it attracts.
Usually, autobiography is such an indulgence of the ego.
Words on a page can hypnotize you if the rhythm is right
There are two lost continents.... We are one: the lovers.
Leave me in the night but please don't leave me in the dark
Survival is not important. What matters is how you survive.
Every day is Judgement Day. Always has been. Always will be.
She needed help, but God was in a meeting whenever she rang.
The function of the artist is to provide what life does not.
People aren't trees, so it is false when they speak of roots.
The moon invented natural rhythm. Civilization uninvented it.
It is what it is. You are what you it. There are no mistakes.
In the beginning was the thing. And one thing led to another.
Though February lay about her shoulders like a cloak of lead.
A sense of humor...is superior to any religion so far devised.
In order to be respected, authority has got to be respectable.
Sharks are the criminals of the sea. Dolphins are the outlaws.
Solace? That's why God made fermented beverages and the blues.
Salvador Dali and fifty cents will get you a cup of clock melt.
I'm not infatuated with frivolousness. We're just good friends.
If you were Jesus with missing years to kill where would you go?
Just because something didn't happen doesn't mean it isn't true.
When I sit down to write, I just let the goose out of the bottle.
It is better to be small, colorful, sexy, careless, and peaceful.
You knows dat in New Orleans is not morning 'til dee sun come up.
There's no point in saving the world if it means losing the moon.
Brilliantly, ecstatically, irrepressibly. This is the way to burn
Religion is not merely the opium of the masses, it's the cyanide.
Meet me in Cognito, baby. In Cognito, we'll have nothing to hide.
Genius may stand on the shoulders of giants, but it stands alone.
There's birth, there's death, and in between there's maintenance.
Well, there's one thing to be said for money. It can make you rich.
Logic only gives man what he needs... Magic gives him what he wants.
Of the seven deadly sins, lust is definitely the pick of the litter.