Quotes by Tony Kornheiser - Page 1

The Bears treat offense as if its bubonic plague.
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Bears
Bubonic Plague
Treats
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The Bears treat offense as if it's bubonic plague.
Tony Kornheiser / Columnist
Bears
Offense
Plague
Treat
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The players need to remember to run with their bodies above their legs.
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Running
Needs
Player
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Everyone who ever walked barefoot into his child's room late at night hates Legos.
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Children
Hate
Sarcastic
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I've got about 27 gigs right now. I've got radio, I've got television, I've got The Washington Post.
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Gigs
Radio
Television
Washington
Post
Washington Post
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We think Eli is taller and handsomer now that he's won the Super Bowl. Imagine what would've happened if [Jaws] won the Super Bowl.
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Imagine
Super Bowl
Thinking
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He is already past the high point in his life and coming down on the other side. By next week he'll be nostalgia. He's 12 years old, and it's over for him.
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Next Week
Past
Years
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Men are clinging to football on a level we aren't even aware of. For centuries, we ruled everything, and now, in the last ten minutes, there are all these incursions by women. It's our Alamo.
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Men
Football
Levels
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Ivan Lendl is a robot, a solitary, mechanical man who lives with his dogs behind towering walls at his estate in Connecticut. A man who so badly wants to have a more human image that he's having surgery to remove the bolts from his neck.
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Men
Dog
Wall
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Someone I talked to who covered auto racing for a lot of years said she believed there was a 60 percent chance that Junior qualified with a car not quite up to code and people looked the other way because there’s no points involved [with the pole].
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Car
People
Years
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So instead of the Super Bowl, we've got the Stupor Bowl. Two once-proud teams, now 0-4 and stumbling through the season like zombies. And if you think the Cowboys are bad (and they are), the Redskins are so bad that every few plays you have to put a mirror under thieir noses to make sure they're still breathing.
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Football
Team
Thinking
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When you put yourself out there as an expert and the people you are trying to attract are people who want to do the very show you are doing, guys standing around, sitting around arguing with each other over sports, if you make a mistake that lights up like a flare in the middle of the night. You've just got to correct that or else they're going to say, 'Well, why do these dopes have that show? I can go out there and be just as good as them.'
Tony Kornheiser / Columnist
Sports
Mistake
Night
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Hannah Storm in a horrifying, horrifying outfit today. She's got on red go-go boots and a catholic school plaid skirt ... way too short for somebody in her 40s or maybe early 50s by now...She's got on her typically very, very tight shirt. She looks like she has sausage casing wrapping around her upper body ... I know she's very good, and I'm not supposed to be critical of ESPN people, so I won't ... but Hannah Storm ... come on now! Stop! What are you doing? ... She's what I would call a Holden Caulfield fantasy at this point.
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Catholic
People
School
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