Necessity, mother of invention.

Temperance is the nurse of chastity.

With faint praises one another damn.

Wit has as few true judges as painting.

Wine gives you liberty, love takes it away.

A good name is seldom got by giving it oneself.

Poets, like whores, are only hated by each other.

Women serve but to keep a man from better company.

Money makes up in a measure all other wants in men.

Poetry in love is no more to be avoided than jealousy.

Poets, like friends to whom you are in debt, you hate.

Drinking with women is as unnatural as scolding with 'em.

Go to your business, pleasure, whilst I go to my pleasure, business.

Good fellowship and friendship are lasting, rational and manly pleasures.

Have as much good nature as good sense since they generally are companions.

He's a fool that marries; but he's a greater fool that does not marry a fool.

As wit is too hard for power in council, so power is too hard for wit in action.

Next to the pleasure of finding a new mistress is that of being rid of an old one.

Women of quality are so civil, you can hardly distinguish love from good breeding.

Hunger, revenge, to sleep are petty foes, But only death the jealous eyes can close.

I weigh the man, not his title; 'tis not the king's stamp can make the metal better.

Ceremony and great professing renders friendship as much suspect as it does religion.

Thy books should, like thy friends, not many be/Yet such wherein men may thy judgment see.

Thy books should, like thy friends, not many be, yet such wherein men may thy judgment see.

A beauty masked, like the sun in eclipse, gathers together more gazers than if it shined out.

I have heard people eat most heartily of another man's meat, that is, what they do not pay for.

Bluster, sputter, question, cavil; but be sure your argument be intricate enough to confound the court.

Come, for my part I will have only those glorious, manly pleasures of being very drunk, and very slovenly.

Marrying to increase love is like gaming to become rich; alas, you only lose what little stock you had before.

I love to be envied, and would not marry a wife that I alone could love; loving alone is as dull as eating alone.

Wit is more necessary than beauty; and I think no young woman ugly that has it, and no handsome woman agreeable without it.

A mistress should be like a little country retreat near the town, not to dwell in constantly, but only for a night and away.

Charity and good-nature give a sanction to the most common actions; and pride and ill-nature make our best virtues despicable.

Grief is so far from retrieving a loss that it makes it greater; but the way to lessen it is by a comparison with others' losses.

He's a fool that marries, but he's a greater that does not marry a fool; what is wit in a wife good for, but to make a man a cuckold?

But methings wit is more necessary than beauty; and I think no young woman ugly that has it, and no handsome woman agreeable without it

Your women of honor, as you call 'em , are only chary of their reputations, not their persons, and 'tis scandal they would avoid, not men.

Your women of honor, as you call em, are only chary of their reputations, not their persons; and 'Tis scandal that they would avoid, not men.

Mistresses are like books; if you pore upon them too much, they doze you and make you unfit for company; but if used discreetly, you are the fitter for conversation by em.

Conversation augments pleasure and diminishes pain by our having shares in either; for silent woes are greatest, as silent satisfaction leas; since sometimes our pleasure would be none but for telling of it, and our grief insupportable but for participation.

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