As a woman, you have to choose between your fanny or your face. I chose my face.

I don't remember anybody's name. How do you think the "dahling" thing got started?

I want a man who's kind and understanding. Is that too much to ask of a millionaire?

I pay all my own bills... I want to choose the man. I do not permit men to choose me.

I love to put on diamonds and beautiful evening gowns and make my girl-friends upset.

I've never met an ugly millionaire. They all look cute. No wonder I married 4 of them

Conrad Hilton was very generous in the divorce settlement. He gave me 5,000 Gideon Bibles.

If you can fight directly with your mother, you can save a fortune in psychiatrist's bills.

To have twenty lovers in one year is easy. To have one lover for twenty years is difficult.

There is nothing wrong with a woman welcoming all men's advances as long as they are in cash

It was not my class of people. There was not a producer, a press agent, a director, an actor.

There is nothing wrong with a woman encouraging a man's advances, as long as they are in cash.

It's never as easy to keep your own spouse happy as it is to make someone else's spouse happy.

Conrad Hilton was very generous to me in the divorce settlement. He gave me 5000 Gideon Bibles.

Of course I love being in love - but it is marriage that really fulfills me. But not in every case.

I like a mannish man: a man who knows how to talk to and treat a woman - not just a man with muscles.

Diamonds are a girl's best friend and dogs are a man's best friend. Now you know which sex has more sense.

Diamonds are a girl's best friend, and dogs are a man's best friend. Now you know which sex has more sense.

Any woman who diets all the time can't help but be grouchy. Nobody can be amusing or entertaining on a diet.

Getting divorced just because you don't love a man is almost as silly as getting married just because you do.

Parisian men make love all day and have no time to work; American men work all day and have no time for love.

I learned in school that money isn’t everything. It’s happiness that counts. So momma sent me to a different school.

What is really important for a woman, you know, even more than being beautiful or intelligent, is to be entertaining.

I admit I have a Hungarian temper. Why not? I am from Hungary. We are descendants of Genghis Khan and Attila the Hun.

Men fall in love with their eyes - they like what they see - and women fall in love with their ears - they like what they hear!

It's not hard to find a new husband, but someone who is, for an example, a good bridge partner for you comes along once in a lifetime.

I always said marriage should be a fifty-fifty proposition. He should be at least fifty years old, and have at least fifty-million dollars.

As a teenager, I preferred the company of boys to girls, focusing always on the most indifferent male and flirting with him until he became my slave.

You must be independent and able to do for yourself. Then you do not have to marry a rich man; you can marry a poor one. And if it is wrong, you can go.

I was hired because I am Zsa Zsa Gabor, but when I go to work, directors try to force their methods on me. John Huston's intense, precise directions tortured me.

If you like a man and he likes you, you should get married as fast as you can. Otherwise, you both are going to change your minds. There's plenty of time for that after marriage.

I never really mind what people say about me - I am far too unconventional and far too dedicated to being true to myself to let other people's disdain or nastiness upset me for long.

Having been engaged rather a lot of times, Zsa Zsa Gabor was asked whether a lady should give back the ring. Her answer? "Of course dahlink, but first, you take out all the diamonds.

Every girl should be married at least once in her life. It's a must. Because once you have been married, you are a Mrs., and even if the marriage doesn't work out, they can't take that away from you.

I'm a compulsive buyer. Anything beautiful I see I want. That's how we got the Waldorf Astoria. I told Conrad Hilton, 'I want the Waldorf,' and he bought it. The only problem was I divorced him before the escrow was finished.

I think breeds of dogs and breeds of men are quite a bit alike. If you think it’s insulting that I compare people with animals, well, if you knew how I love animals, you would understand that coming from me, this is a compliment.

My advice is not always so logical and consistent. But then, love is not logical and consistent. So why should my advice be? If you want that kind of thinking, go to a computer. Computers are always logical and consistent, and you see how often they get proposed to.

The only way to learn a language properly, in fact, is to marry a man of that nationality. You get what they call in Europe a 'sleeping dictionary.' Of course, I have only been married five times, and I speak seven languages. I'm still trying to remember where I picked up the other two.

All my life, I have been a positive thinker... I have always been able to survive by telling myself that no matter how bad things are, they will one day be better. And that out of every event - no matter how tragic - one can always find a way to survive and even, perhaps, to be a little bit happy.

The minute I understand a man, he is no longer exciting and a challenge to me. And the last thing in the world I want is for a man to understand me and know what's always going on inside my head. It takes away from all my mystery, which, as I've told you before, is the most important thing between a man and a woman.

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