A girl must marry for love, and keep on marrying until she finds it.

A girl must marry for love, and keep on marrying until she finds it.

Husbands are like fires - they go out when unattended.

Husbands are like fires - they go out when unattended.

Macho doesn't prove mucho.

Macho does not prove mucho

Macho does not prove mucho.

I only cook when I'm in love.

I think I'm very old-fashioned.

There is no bigger aphrodisiac than power.

I've never been jealous. I've never had to be.

I wasn't born, I was ordered from room service.

When in trouble, take a bath and wash your hair.

I am a horsewoman. I am a princess. I am Zsa Zsa.

Love should be an inspiration, not an obligation.

To be loved is a strength. To love is a weakness.

I never hated a man enough to give him diamonds back.

I'd rather be hit by a gorgeous man than an ugly one.

I know nothing about sex, because I was always married.

To a smart girl men are no problem - they're the answer.

Sex is good for about two years, and then you need love.

You never really know a man until you have divorced him.

How many husbands have I had? You mean apart from my own?

I always liked parties. You meet people; you can have fun.

I'm a great housekeeper. I get divorced. I keep the house.

My husband said it was him or the cat. I miss him sometimes.

I never hated any of my ex-fiances enough to return the rings.

The only place men want depth in a woman is in her décolletage.

I call everyone 'Darling' because I can't remember their names.

A woman who tells her age tells everything, and I won't tell it.

What I call loaded, I'm not. What other people call loaded I am.

When I'm alone, I can sleep crossways in bed without an argument.

The feather in your cap is to get a man you love who'll marry you.

The women's movement hasn't changed my sex life. It wouldn't dare.

My husband taught me housekeeping; when I divorce I keep the house.

A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he's finished.

A girl must marry for love - and keep on marrying until she finds it.

Being jealous of a beautiful woman is not going to make you beautiful.

If I would believe what I read about myself, I would hate my guts too.

I tell you, in this world, being a little crazy helps to keep you sane.

I love the intellectual type. They know everything and suspect nothing.

I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house.

I don't take gifts from perfect strangers — but then, nobody is perfect.

I don't accept gifts from perfect strangers - but then, nobody's perfect.

We were both in love with him. I fell out of love with him, but he didn't.

Being jealous of a beautiful woman is not going to make you more beautiful.

I deserve attention not because of any talent, but just because of who I am.

I was always a good housekeeper. Whenever I divorced I always kept the house.

I believe in large families: every woman should have at least three husbands.

I have learned that not diamonds but divorce lawyers are a girl's best friend.

I've been married most of my life. And when you're married, you don't have sex.

One of my theories is that men love with their eyes; women love with their ears.

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