My favorite of my books is DAVE AT NIGHT, because it's loosely based on my father's childhood in an orphanage.

It seems like, to me, somewhere between 30 and 35 is a really, really good time to turn your eggs into babies.

Under the obsessive thoughts and plans, under the emotions, positive and negative, there is an ocean of peace.

To choose Norm Coleman over Walter Mondale is like going to a great steakhouse and ordering the tuna sandwich.

Scripture doesn't promise that God will remove temptation, only that you'll be given strength to withstand it.

If you lived today as if it were your last, you'd buy up a box of rockets and fire them all off, wouldn't you?

Every aspect of our lives are now connected: health, travel, sports, gaming, our homes, our cars - everything.

Good salespeople sell value and social media is the best place to find this value because of its transparency.

Um i'm happy to sit close to you and everything, but i had no idea you would like it so much,' Paris muttered.

Once I learned, I went online and ordered every romance novel I could find. They're fairy tales for grown-ups.

Devyn: “But what can I say? I'm irresistible.” Bride: "No, you're a ho, but the good news is I’m ok with that!

You keep running and one day when you stop running your going to fall, and I'm going to be there to catch you.

Nothing can prevent your picture from coming into concrete form except the power which gave it birth-yourself.

Good-bye is always hello to something else. Good-bye/hello, good-bye/hello, like the sound of a rocking chair.

There is no inborn longing that shall not be fulfilled. I think that is as certain as the forgiveness of sins.

In times of horror and torment prayer is a great thing Nobody answers But at least it stops you from thinking.

How simple it is to see that we can only be happy now, and that there will never be a time when it is not now.

When America has been discovered in America it will be discovered in Europe. They are looking for America now.

I want books to give me insight into the way people's brains work and hearts work, and that's what engages me.

If I had Aladdin's lamp and the usual three wishes, the first would always be, 'Give me the first day of June.

I don't think things happen for a reason, but I think it's perfectly possible to experience life meaningfully.

What ticks you off enough to get involved in efforts to better the lot of women? What motivates you to action?

We're at a great transition point in terms of population, demographics, and what it means to be a human being.

I was eight when we came to Australia. It was five amazing weeks onboard this ship - it was the Northern Star.

What would you like?" "A skinny decaf latte." This is a ridiculous form of coffee, but I did not point it out.

When God’s putting His finger on the part of your life that’s not working, He’s pointing to your next miracle.

I was an American Studies student at Berkeley as an undergraduate, and pretty much as a graduate student, too.

We tend to overestimate what we can do in a short period, and underestimate what we can do over a long period.

I do better with routines and predictability. I don't react well when there's a sudden change in the schedule.

For most people, attaining the intellectual clarity and emotional detachment that investing requires is tough.

If I am mad, it is mercy! May the gods pity the man who in his callousness can remain sane to the hideous end!

Very few minds are strictly normal, and all religious fanatics are marked with abnormalities of various sorts.

As I stood and watched the mists slowly rising this morning I wondered what view was more beautiful than this.

There comes a point in nearly every book event I've done when a little feminist revolt stirs inside the crowd.

One cannot quite trust the word of potted flowers," thought the butterfly; "they have too much to do with men.

Time is so fleeting that if we do not remember God in our youth, age may find us incapable of thinking of him.

I always think the insecurity is going to go away, but it's always there. Only bad writers think they're good.

Sometimes we make things too complicated when we really need to remember that the kingdom belongs to children.

What you were yesterday is fixed for always, making its mark on what you are today, what you will be tomorrow.

The lower your self-esteem, the more apt you are to believe that someone else holds the key to your happiness.

To keep our faces toward chance and behave like free spirits in the presence of fate is strength undefeatable.

When we do the best that we can, we never know what miracle is wrought in our life, or in the life of another.

Make the most of every sense; glory in all the facets of pleasure and beauty which the world reveals to you...

I love my work, and I think that I was so lucky to pick a profession where it's a joy to go to work every day.

When God gives a command or a vision of truth, it is never a question of what He will do, but what we will do.

Youth does not think into the future far enough, therefore we must encourage them to dream of great tomorrows.

God loves his children more than any earthly parent, so think what your kindness to his children means to him.

While one person hesitates because he feels inferior, the other is busy making mistakes and becoming superior.

An over-readiness to criticise or to depreciate a minister of Christ is proof of a lack of devotion to Christ.

I am awaked almost every night by the panting of the locomotive. It interrupts my dreams. There is no sabbath.

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