Misery sells newspapers.

Sophia Loren is not a citizen.

To the victor belong the spoils of the enemy.

I'd rather go to the dentist... but I'm going.

McCarthyism is Americanism with its sleeves rolled.

Sometimes the best gear for a climb is a good excuse.

It is impossible to defeat an ignorant man in argument.

Silence is the best substitute for brains ever invented.

It's time to stop producing stuff, and start producing fun.

I'd like to make a movie pretty soon, so I could get a rest.

John Kerry's service did not end in Vietnam. It began there.

I'm carrying so much pork, I'm beginning to get trichinosis.

No man should live where he can hear his neighbor's dog bark.

You've heard of mental depression; this is a mental recession.

I own more shotguns than I need. But less shotguns than I want.

Truth is to the moral world what gravitation is to the material.

Half the world does not know the joy of wearing cotton underwear.

I look at subprime lending and I see the American dream in action.

Half the world does not know the joys of wearing cotton underwear.

The world can absorb only doses of truth... too much would kill it.

How can you practice dancing in an airplane? There's a law against it.

I'm always chasing rainbows, Waiting to find a little bluebird in vain.

Government is not the generator of economic growth; working people are.

We're the only nation in the world where most of our poor people are fat.

A speech is entertaining only when serenely detached from all information.

If information is the currency of democracy, then libraries are its banks.

I did not come to Washington to be loved, and I have not been disappointed.

Thank God the economy is not as bad as you read in the newspaper every day.

Its operation in a world beset by fuel and energy crises makes no sense at all.

Being a soldier, fighting for this country, is neither Republican nor Democrat.

We're going to keep building the party until we're hunting Democrats with dogs.

I have personally seen statements that were longer than some books I have read.

The arsenal of megadeath can't be rid no matter what the peace treaties come to.

I would be the last person who would say immigrants are not important to America.

We have benefited greatly from the globalization of the economy in the last 30 years.

I don't accept defeat as final. Only death is final - and even then I hope for a reprieve.

We are running out of time. We need a strategy to win in Iraq or an exit strategy to leave.

I have the most reliable friend you can have in American politics, and that is ready money.

Today we are engaged in a final, all-out battle between communistic atheism and Christianity.

If I brought groceries the way I buy health insurance, I'd eat a lot better - and so would my dog.

There are a lot of things you can say about the Bush tax cuts, but you can't say they didn't work.

The Democrats want government to do the spending. Senator McCain wants families to do the spending.

You just hear this constant whining, complaining about a loss of competitiveness, America in decline

I could throw 56-pound words clear across the Grand Canyon. As a matter of course, I went into politics.

I am not wrong in the belief that its public funds are more secure than those of all the European powers.

No man is fit to be a Senator...unless he is willing to surrender his political life for great principle.

No man is fit to be a Senator... unless he is willing to surrender his political life for great principle.

I love Texas because Texas is future-oriented, because Texans think anything is possible. Texans think big

There's one form of bigotry that is still acceptable in America - that's the bigotry against the successful.

We need to address our Nation's mounting garbage problem by generating less garbage, particularly paper waste.

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