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I think that 99 percent of the time, I'm jocular, lighthearted.
Good manners: The noise you don't make when you're eating soup.
In my wildest dreams, I could not have imagined a sweeter life.
Playboy was founded on the notion that nice girls like sex too.
A penumbra of sombre dignity has descended over his reputation.
Democracy depends on information circulating freely in society.
The difference between men and boys is the price of their toys.
Generous gestures yield the most when that isn't their purpose.
I was loaded with sheer ability, spelled i-n-h-e-r-i-t-a-n-c-e.
Isn't it fortunate how selective our recollections usually are.
Once in a while there's wisdom in recognizing that the Boss is.
Whatsoever things common to man, that man has done, man can do.
We can then offer the universe the gift of our grateful hearts.
The test of character is having the ability to meet challenges.
Much of America rooted for Mr. Obama simply because he is black.
Successful women have an aura that says ‘I belong in this seat’.
Patriotism was a living fire of unquestioned belief and purpose.
What surprises me about getting older is that I remain so young.
I think that sexual oppression and dictatorship go hand in hand.
My folks were farm people from Nebraska, so I like home cooking.
Playboy exploits sex the way Sports Illustrated exploits sports.
One of the ceaseless wonders of the world: The power of a smile.
How would you know what happy is if you've never been otherwise.
Listening to advice often accomplishes far more than heeding it.
The ultimate high: A man's abilities equaling his opinion of'em.
Nobody can make anybody be someone he or she doesn't want to be.
There is nothing in the world common to man, that man cannot do.
Truth is not only stranger than fiction, it is more interesting.
The distribution of wealth is just as important as its creation.
If you ask, "Am I my brother's keeper?" The answer is, "You are.
The army of the emboldened and gleefully ill-informed is growing.
I am for a huge, huge tent that espouses conservative principles.
The Detroit String Quartet played Brahms last night. Brahms lost.
I guess you could say, I'm just a typical Methodist kid at heart.
No one can avoid aging, but aging productively is something else.
If one is rich and one's a woman, one can be quite misunderstood.
If you expect nothing, you're apt to be surprised. You'll get it.
If you don't watch your figure, you'll have more figure to watch.
Education's purpose is to replace an empty mind with an open one.
Real men laugh at opposition; real men smile when enemies appear.
The enemies are not so much from without as from within the race.
In suggesting gifts: Money is appropriate, and one size fits all.
Sarah Palin may best serve her country by entering the media fray.
I tried to make some difference, and I think I managed to do that.
All have disappointments, all have times when it isn't worthwhile.
If the human body's obscene, complain to the manufacturer, not me.
If you say what you think don't expect to hear only what you like.
Elected leaders who forget how they got there won't the next time.
Clout is something some seem to have-until they try exercising it.
Trying to impress others does - usually in quite the opposite way.