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Chicken may be eaten constantly without becoming nauseating.
In my own life, I don't have intercourse. That is my choice.
Childbearing is glorified in part because women die from it.
Taking the humour out of Dickens, it's not Dickens any more.
Pride must die in you, or nothing of heaven can live in you.
It is nearly impossible to hate anyone whose story you know.
If you smile when no one else is around, you really mean it.
Vegetarian - that's an old Indian word meaning lousy hunter.
It isn't working that's so hard, it's getting ready to work.
Mostly I'm telling people that they don't have to be victims
M dad was a boxer, so he had this fierce, physical presence.
War is not an adventure. It is a disease. It is like typhus.
I am very fond of sunsets. Come, let us go look at a sunset.
The tree is a slow, enduring force straining to win the sky.
The airplane has unveiled for us the true face of the earth.
There is no growth except in the fulfillment of obligations.
I know but one freedom, and that is the freedom of the mind.
Axioms are delightful in theory, but impossible in practice.
I am not an original thinker-but I am an original listener.)
The worst use that can be made of success is to boast of it.
It is a mark of genius not to astonish but to be astonished.
Silence and invisibility go hand in hand with powerlessness.
Healing is awakening to the perfection that already is ours.
Friendship multiplies the good of life and divides the evil.
He that has satisfied his thirst turns his back on the well.
He who puts off nothing till tomorrow has done a great deal.
The liar suffers twice: he neither believes nor is believed.
Fortune soon tires of carrying anyone long on her shoulders.
A wise prince must never take things easy in times of peace.
Tis much to gain universal admiration; more, universal love.
The way we choose to see the world creates the world we see.
The ridiculous is closer to life's source than the sensible.
Bill Maher fancies himself the reincarnation of Lenny Bruce.
Don't pretend to be a journalist if you're not a journalist.
I like to feel that I understand little things about sports.
Museum collections have given photography rigor, and mortis.
I like smartasses, because I can be smartass back and rashy.
A story doesn't live until it is imagined in someone's mind.
The best performances, are those that can be performed once.
I'm not the monthly comic guy, and I never really have been.
Cheese steaks are the gastronomic icons of this ethnic city.
What is there more of in the world than anything else? Ends.
The dead hold in their hands only what they have given away.
Cats have gnosis to a degree that is granted to few bishops.
Everywhere animals are in chains, but we image them as free.
One is either packed or unpacked. There is no middle ground.
When I can't sleep I count the buckles on my straightjacket.
My husband's parents were both English teachers for decades.
Hope is a prodigal young heir, and experience is his banker.
War is a game in which princes seldom win, the people never.