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• Carrie Fisher

  Actress

  Sunday, Oct 21, 1956
  Tuesday, Dec 27, 2016

• Stephen Hawking

  Physicist

  Thursday, Jan 08, 1942
  

• Groucho Marx

  Comedian

  Thursday, Oct 02, 1890
  Friday, Aug 19, 1977

• John C. Maxwell

  Author

  Thursday, Feb 20, 1947
  

• Bob Marley

  Singer

  Tuesday, Feb 06, 1945
  Monday, May 11, 1981

• Robin Williams

  Actor

  Saturday, Jul 21, 1951
  Monday, Aug 11, 2014

• H. L. Mencken

  Journalist

  Sunday, Sep 12, 1880
  Sunday, Jan 29, 1956

• Muhammad Ali

  Professional Boxer

  Saturday, Jan 17, 1942
  Friday, Jun 03, 2016

• Plato

  Philosopher

  Thursday, Jan 01, 1970
  Thursday, Jan 01, 1970

• Julius Caesar

  Roman Dictator

  Thursday, Jan 01, 1970
  

• Friedrich Nietzsche

  Philologist

  Tuesday, Oct 15, 1844
  Saturday, Aug 25, 1900

• Donald Trump

  45Th President Of The United States

  Friday, Jun 14, 1946
  

• Tyler, The Creator

  Rapper

  Wednesday, Mar 06, 1991
  

• Billy Graham

  Professional Wrestler

  Monday, Jun 07, 1943
  

• Leonardo Da Vinci

  Painter

  Thursday, Apr 15, 1452
  Friday, May 02, 1519