“ You know you poor when you eatin' breakfast food late. You fryin' toast? At nine o'clock at night? With bacon? You're broke. Bernie Mac Stand-Up Comedian
“ Beggars can't be choosers. We don't have all the money in the world. So anyone who wants to be in the band and be broke - that's their own death wish. Cass Mccombs Musician
“ When I was broke, no one ever offered to buy me a beer. Now that I have quite a bit of money, everybody tries to buy me beers. Where were all these people back when I was in college and broke? Chris Moneymaker
“ I met so many people after I got rich and famous, and I learned that you can't ultimately trust people unless they were your friends when you were broke. Chris Rock Comedian
“ I bought a clock, but the big hand broke off of it... so I just added "ish" to every number. Demetri Martin Comedian