Smoking kills you, but life kills you, and if you don't want to die, go into a freezer when you are born and nothing will happen to you.

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• John Muir

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  Saturday, Apr 21, 1838
  Thursday, Dec 24, 1914

• Thomas Jefferson

  3Rd US President

  Saturday, Apr 13, 1743
  Tuesday, Jul 04, 1826

• Dolly Parton

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  Saturday, Jan 19, 1946
  

• Walt Disney

  Animator

  Thursday, Dec 05, 1901
  Thursday, Dec 15, 1966

• Billy Graham

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• Carl Sagan

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  Friday, Nov 09, 1934
  Friday, Dec 20, 1996

• Dalai Lama

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• Dr. Seuss

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  Tuesday, Sep 24, 1991

• Henry David Thoreau

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  Saturday, Jul 12, 1817
  Tuesday, May 06, 1862

• Martin Luther King, Jr.

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  Tuesday, Jan 15, 1929
  Thursday, Apr 04, 1968

• Francis Of Assisi

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• George Bernard Shaw

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  Saturday, Jul 26, 1856
  Thursday, Nov 02, 1950

• Niccolo Machiavelli

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• Steve Jobs

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  Thursday, Feb 24, 1955
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• Epictetus

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