This collection holds 712 smoking quotes, drawn from writers, leaders, artists and thinkers across the QuoteForever archive. The most quoted voices here are Johnny Carson, Ryan Eggold and Virginia Bottomley.

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I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He ... - Johnny Carson

I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself.

Smoking is gross.

Smoking is a dying habit.

I smoke goody, no glaucoma.

Tobacco is the tomb of love.

This blessed gift of smoking!

Habit is stronger than reason.

Less smoking and more reading.

It is quite a three-pipe problem.

Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.

Cigars are no safe alternative act.

I'm so high, it's so lonely up here

We have not found any smoking guns.

I haven't stopped smoking...anything

Kissing is much easier than smoking.

What's in that pipe that he's smoking?

If you can't send money, send tobacco.

It is easier to stay out than get out.

A man of no conversation should smoke.

There are enough no smoking places now.

Oh, I did stop smoking a long time ago.

My voice has gotten better from smoking.

Love, Cough, & a Smoke, can't well be hid.

I can ask for cigarettes in every language

I don't know. Everything. Living. Smoking.

There'll be no smoking in the gas chamber.

I quit smoking well over twenty years ago.

Losing is like smoking. It's habit forming.

I don't want to show kids that I am smoking.

My worst habit used to be smoking but I quit.

Hip-Hop went from selling crack to smoking it

What America needs is a good five-cent cigar.

I quit drinking, smoking, doing anything bad.

I enjoy smoking cannabis and see no harm in it

Smoking is the only honorable form of suicide.

Men before you have quit smoking - you can too!

Yeah, well, I finally stopped smoking for good.

Let's get to the point Let's roll another joint

Coffee and smoking are the last great addictions.

I'd rather have my kid smoking pot than drinking.

Much smoking kills live men and cures dead swine.

Cigarettes and coffee: an alcoholic's best friend!

For thy sake, tobacco, I would do anything but die.

Will power is not telling anybody you quit smoking.

Smoking ages you quicker than almost anything else.

Smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics.

we sat there smoking cigarettes at 5 in the morning.

It's a small world? Dude, what have you been smoking?

I would rather smoke one cigar than hear two sermons.

At certain times I like sex - like after a cigarette.

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