“ I was an economics major, which I enjoyed because I had a good business sense. Herb Ritts Photographer
“ Before most people start boasting about their family tree, they already have done a good pruning job. Orlando Aloysius Battista Chemist
“ When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me. Emo Philips Entertainer