Marriage is the hardest thing you will ever do. The secret is ...

Marriage is the hardest thing you will ever do. The secret is removing divorce as an option. Anybody who gives themselves that option will get a divorce.

If it was something that I really committed myself to, I don't think ...

If it was something that I really committed myself to, I don't think there's anything that could stop me becoming President of the United States.

Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just ...

Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.

I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons.

I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons.

Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don't ...

Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don't have for something they don't need.

When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in ...

When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

Suddenly I've got an overwhelming desire to surround myself with the ...

Suddenly I've got an overwhelming desire to surround myself with the aura of classical and Romantic art.

No one will hit you harder than life itself. It doesn't matter how ...

No one will hit you harder than life itself. It doesn't matter how hard you hit back. It's about how much you can take, and keep fighting, how much you can suffer and keep moving forward. That's how you win.

Thankfully, persistence is a great substitute for talent.

Thankfully, persistence is a great substitute for talent.

How to make a million dollars: First, get a million dollars

How to make a million dollars: First, get a million dollars

So yes, I hope to act in other people's movies, big and small, ...

So yes, I hope to act in other people's movies, big and small, because that's how I make my living, really.

Shooting in New York is the shiznit, if I may be so bold. It was ...

Shooting in New York is the shiznit, if I may be so bold. It was great. New York is a character. People who live here know that.

Real loss is only possible when you love something more than you love ...

Real loss is only possible when you love something more than you love yourself.

As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, ...

As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two.

My sister is a nurse and saves people's lives.

My sister is a nurse and saves people's lives.

I like to say there's certain things you can't take back: One of them ...

I like to say there's certain things you can't take back: One of them is 'I love you,' and one of them is bullets.

Rule number one is, don't sweat the small stuff. Rule number two is, ...

Rule number one is, don't sweat the small stuff. Rule number two is, it's all small stuff.

Whatever you want to do, do it now. There are only so many tomorrows.

Whatever you want to do, do it now. There are only so many tomorrows.

Work hard, don't quit, be appreciative, be thankful, be grateful, be ...

Work hard, don't quit, be appreciative, be thankful, be grateful, be respectful, also to never whine ever, never complain, and, always, for crying out loud, keep a sense of humor.

Happiness is a decision.

Happiness is a decision.

If you wait for the perfect moment when all is safe and assured, it ...

If you wait for the perfect moment when all is safe and assured, it may never arrive. Mountains will not be climbed, races won, or lasting happiness achieved.

Old age isn't so bad when you consider the alternative.

Old age isn't so bad when you consider the alternative.

If you believe in Odin and Thor, people laugh themselves to death. ...

If you believe in Odin and Thor, people laugh themselves to death. While it's okay to believe in a man who turned water into wine, and walked on water

Dreams feel real while we're in them. It's only when we wake up that ...

Dreams feel real while we're in them. It's only when we wake up that we realize something was actually strange.

False. When things change, I will be happy. True. When I am happy, ...

False. When things change, I will be happy. True. When I am happy, things will change.

If you want creative workers, give them enough time to play.

If you want creative workers, give them enough time to play.

A man is not old until regrets take the place of dreams.

A man is not old until regrets take the place of dreams.

Flowers don't worry about how they're going to bloom. They just open ...

Flowers don't worry about how they're going to bloom. They just open up & turn toward the light & that makes them beautiful.

Oh, all those ridiculous people with zero talent who spend their ...

Oh, all those ridiculous people with zero talent who spend their lives making sure everyone knows their name. Those stupid, stupid people.

There's nothing a woman hates more than her fiance's best friend. He ...

There's nothing a woman hates more than her fiance's best friend. He knows all the secrets she's going to spend the rest of her life trying to find out.

You have to do the work. You have to make the opportunity. It doesn’t ...

You have to do the work. You have to make the opportunity. It doesn’t find you, you find it.

My New Year's resolution is to stick to a good workout plan that will ...

My New Year's resolution is to stick to a good workout plan that will keep me healthy and happy.

You make me want to be a better man.

You make me want to be a better man.

I do believe we're all connected. I do believe in positive energy. I ...

I do believe we're all connected. I do believe in positive energy. I do believe in the power of prayer. I do believe in putting good out into the world. And I believe in taking care of each other.

We are all wonderful, beautiful wrecks. That's what connects us-that ...

We are all wonderful, beautiful wrecks. That's what connects us-that we're all broken, all beautifully imperfect.

The optimistic side of me hopes that the majority of people look at ...

The optimistic side of me hopes that the majority of people look at what's going on in politics today and in the world, in general, and just say, "We've had enough."

Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?

Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?

Grind Hard, Shine Hard.

Grind Hard, Shine Hard.

Don't be afraid to be ambitious about your goals. Hard work never ...

Don't be afraid to be ambitious about your goals. Hard work never stops. Neither should your dreams.

When we learn to smile at life, we shall find that the problems we ...

When we learn to smile at life, we shall find that the problems we encounter dissolve.

The only honest reaction and true loyalty we get is from our animals. ...

The only honest reaction and true loyalty we get is from our animals. Once they're your friends, you can do no wrong.

Hope for everything, expect nothing.

Hope for everything, expect nothing.

Be nice to everyone, always smile & appreciate things because it ...

Be nice to everyone, always smile & appreciate things because it could all be gone tomorrow.

I became very critical of zoos and circuses and keeping animals in ...

I became very critical of zoos and circuses and keeping animals in captivity. I wish it was against the law.

I have Many Problems in My Life. But my leaps don`t know that. They ...

I have Many Problems in My Life. But my leaps don`t know that. They always smile

You'll find that life is still worthwhile, if you just smile.

You'll find that life is still worthwhile, if you just smile.

Life can be wonderful if you're not afraid of it. All it takes is ...

Life can be wonderful if you're not afraid of it. All it takes is courage, imagination ... and a little dough

You take away all the other luxuries in life, and if you can make ...

You take away all the other luxuries in life, and if you can make someone smile and laugh, you have given the most special gift: happiness.

You give up your dream, you give up.

You give up your dream, you give up.

You can't get there by bus, only by hard work and risk and by not ...

You can't get there by bus, only by hard work and risk and by not quite knowing what you're doing. What you'll discover will be wonderful. What you'll discover will be yourself.

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