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I do some of my best reading while seated in the bathroom.

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I do some of my best reading while seated in the bathroom.

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Never lick a steak knife.

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Your friends love you anyway.

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Too many rocks in the mountains.

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I'm a leave-the-bathroom-door-open nudist, which is sometimes disconcerting for my friends.

Alanis Morissette Singer-Songwriter

I write poems like some people sing in the bathroom.

Amit Bhatia Businessman

I learned a lot about what it was like to have to use different hotels and not use the bathrooms, which made me more determined to be an activist.

Bonnie Raitt Singer-Songwriter

What kind of guardian are you? Shouldn't you have gone to the bathroom with him?" Isabelle demanded. Jordan looked horrified. "Dudes," he said, "do not follow other dudes to the bathroom.

Cassandra Clare Author

Major power and telephone grids have long been controlled by computer networks, but now similar systems are embedded in such mundane objects as electric meters, alarm clocks, home refrigerators and thermostats, video cameras, bathroom scales, and Christmas-tree lights - all of which are, or soon will be, accessible remotely.

Charles C. Mann Journalist

I think that the point of being an architect is to help raise the experience of everyday living, even a little. Putting a window where people would really like one. Making sure a shaving mirror in a hotel bathroom is at the right angle. Making bureaucratic buildings that are somehow cheerful.

David Chipperfield Architect

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