“ I would like to find a stew that will give me heartburn immediately, instead of at three o clock in the morning. John Barrymore Actor
“ The odds of going to the store for a loaf of bread and coming out with only a loaf of bread are three billion to one. Erma Bombeck Column Author
“ There is a vast difference between the savage and the civilized man, but it is never apparent to their wives until after breakfast. Helen Rowland Journalist
“ Mayonnaise: One of the sauces which serve the French in place of a state religion. Ambrose Bierce Journalist
“ I don't like food that's too carefully arranged; it makes me think that the chef is spending too much time arranging and not enough time cooking. If I wanted a picture I'd buy a painting. Andy Rooney Writer