“ When you talk like an asshole and look like an asshole, you're an asshole John Lydon Singer-Songwriter
“ To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research. Steven Wright Comedian
“ The church is like manure. Pile it up, and it stinks up the neighborhood. Spread it out, and it enriches the world. Luis Palau Evangelist
“ Christmas is the time when kids tell Santa what they want and adults pay for it. Deficits are when adults tell government what they want and their kids pay for it. Richard Lamm Former Governor Of Colorado
“ My main objective is to prepare candidates for professional baseball; however, the majority of our graduates will go home as much better qualified amateurs. Jim Evans Baseball Umpire