“ Going to Starbucks for coffee is like going to prison for sex. You know you're going to get it, but it's going to be rough. Adam Hills Comedian
“ Tell you what, if there were gays in the army 'Saving Private Ryan' would have been a hell of a lot shorter film. There is no way it would take gay men three hours to find Matt Damon. Adam Hills Comedian
“ Marriage is the most natural state of man, and therefore the state in which one is most likely to find solid happiness. Benjamin Franklin Founding Father Of The United States
“ A man can deceive his fiancee or his mistress as much as he likes and, in the eyes of a woman he loves, an ass may pass for a philosopher. But a daughter is a different matter. Anton Chekhov Physician
“ In America everybody is of the opinion that he has no social superiors, since all men are equal, but he does not admit that he has no social inferiors, for, from the time of Jefferson onward, the doctrine that all men are equal applies only upwards, not downwards. Bertrand Russell Philosopher
“ I cannot experience your experience. You cannot experience my experience. We are both invisible men. R. D. Laing Psychiatrist
“ The man realized that what counted was not where a person lived, but how a person lived. Spencer Johnson Author