“ I laughed when I read about being born with two hearts, one of which is devoted only to destroying humanity. Rachel Klein Novelist
“ Why should I be sad? Everyone has to die. If you have a body, it's too late to cry. It's only funerals I can't stand. Rachel Klein Novelist
“ How do we know that our life really happened and that we are not simply accumulating details, making it all up as we go along? Rachel Klein Novelist
“ We get the worrywart, the hypochondriac, the money-grubbing miser, the intractable negotiator... Some would say certain of these refer to the stereotypical, or 'stage' Jew. But objectively speaking, the only crime in humor is an unfunny joke. Alan King Actor
“ Leave the beaten track behind occasionally and dive into the woods. Every time you do you will be certain to find something you have never seen before. Alexander Graham Bell Scientist
“ Not only don't I know what tomorrow will bring, I'm still not entirely certain what yesterday brought? Ashleigh Brilliant Author
“ The only certain things in life are death and taxes! Benjamin Franklin Founding Father Of The United States