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Why do dachshunds wear their ears inside out?
Dachshund: A half-a-dog high and a dog-and-a-half long.
Nothing will turn a man's home into a castle more quickly and effectively than a dachshund.
The secret of architectural excellence is to translate the proportions of a dachshund into bricks, mortar and marble.
The dachshund is a perfectly engineered dog. It is precisely long enough for a single standard stroke of the back, but you aren't paying for any superfluous leg.
Once Charley fell in love with a dachshund, a romance racially unsuitable, physically ridiculous, and mechanically impossible. But all these problems Charley ignored. He loved deeply and tried dogfully.