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My mom was onstage when she was pregnant with me.
My mom was a saint. She taught me to be terminally nice.
When my mom travelled, she would bring me basketball tapes.
My mom keeps me grounded and all that. She makes me do chores.
My mom gives me an allowance. She keeps me pretty tight-reined.
She hits me and she beats me and she drinks. My mom is an alcoholic.
I started working out with my mom in 4th grade. She used to take me to the track.
My mom told me if I ever got a tattoo, she was going to take it off with a potato peeler.
My grandmother - my inspiration - was a single mom with nine kids, and she helped raise me.
My mom is Asian and loves all of the throwaway parts of the animal, so she actually thanks me for saving her the neck and other parts.