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I live in the moment.

I am an aging Girl Scout.

I have a very muscular face.

I'm not a first-place person.

I swear I want to be a food model.

I have no desire to carry a movie.

A lot of crafters, they're shut-ins.

My characters always like themselves.

I always find something to keep me busy.

I like to be the one in charge of everything.

I love depressing movies and depressing books.

Books are challenging and inspirational to me.

I'm always more attracted to the unattractive.

Accentuaute the positives - medicate the negatives.

You just can't enjoy any of the movie when you're in it.

People that know me know that I cook. I cook every night.

People who shop in health food stores never look healthy.

But I love how people who are musical, they know how to dress.

If I'm creating something for myself, then I want to have fun.

But I always like to play ugly people who think they're pretty.

There's humor in everything. There's gotta be humor in everything.

I've never done heroin or slept with people for money or anything.

We're all used to seeing pretty people. I want to see real people.

I feel so free and open to ideas, and I get inspired by everything.

I always knew I didn't want kids, and I didn't want to get married.

I just like to have the ideas. Other people can help see them through.

I like working with the public, and I like that it's really hard work.

I'm gonna do the whole bedroom in camel color - it's an old lady color.

I can't imagine going to an all-girls school. I went to a public school.

I stayed in New York City for the first time, I'd always wanted to do that.

My mother always said 'Don't bother other people.' I think that's good advice.

I have always wanted a bunny and I'll always have a rabbit the rest of my life.

I like people who would rather something be discovered than shoved in your face.

Gay guys know how to craft, and they craft really well. Straight guys, forget it.

I like working with the public, I like working with food, and I like making cash.

My mom used to say that Greek Easter was later because then you get stuff cheaper.

I hate playing pretty or sane people. Most people are not attractive or all there.

I like dramas and stuff. That's what I watch, but it seems weird that I'd be in it.

Don't answer the door in a wedding dress and veil, he might not think you're joking.

I always got along with all types of people - popular people as well as drug addicts.

I love costumes. My dream growing up was always to have my own costume and prop shop.

I love cop shows and crime books and thrillers, and before I die I'm gonna play a cop.

I'd rather have a part where you walk into a room and you leave. That's perfect for me.

I'm more of a clown, a tragic clown. Yeah. I just like humor to come out of characters.

People always think I'm Amy Poehler, which never bothers me. I mean, Amy Poehler is great.

My father and I have a very good relationship. We always got along. But I always scold him.

I choose to do unattractive people, because then I can pretend they think they're attractive.

I cried when I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no feet. And then I laughed REALLY hard.

The moment someone says, 'Hey, everyone, listen to the words in this song,' your party is over.

Crafting is putting ideas into action and then holding them together with an inexpensive adhesive.

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