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Comics are cool. I read 'Batman' and 'Spawn'.
Memorizing lines isn't really hard. Only with really hard words and stuff.
I'm an athlete, but I'm not a runner. I'm 5-foot-8 and stocky - not exactly a runner's type.
I get embarrassed by people. It's really awkward for me to have a chat with people who have been to see a gig.
I get frustrated by the fact that comics go on stage with some kind of agenda beyond comedy - I'm not sure it should be about that.
I suppose I'm going on stage and making jokes about the fact that the audience are expecting the show to be about something and that they might learn something.