I've learned... That to ignore the facts does not change the facts.

If dogs could talk it would take a lot of the fun out of owning one.

I've learned... That you should never say no to a gift from a child.

I am not retiring. Writers don't retire. Writers never stop writing.

Happiness depends more on how life strikes you than on what happens.

the best classroom in the world is at the feet of an elderly person.

If you do see me in a restaurant, please, just let me eat my dinner.

The great virtue of being alone is that your mind can go its own way.

Don't you hate it when...your suitcase is the last one off the airplane?

Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them.

I've learned ... that no one is perfect until you fall in love with them.

We're all torn between the desire for privacy and the fear of loneliness.

I've learned... that everyone you meet deserves to be greeted with a smile.

No one likes the house next door to look worse or a lot better than his own.

Don't rule out working with your hands. It does not preclude using your head.

Art is a by-product of an honest and successful attempt to do something well.

Don't take a butcher's advice on how to cook meat. If he knew, he'd be a chef.

Do I have opinions that might piss people off? Yes - that's what I'm here for.

Age is nothing but experience, and some of us are more experienced than others

I'm always on the lookout for something good about people. Often months go by.

Women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!

My own time is passing fast enough without some national game to help it along.

Once you pass forty, a dime isn't worth bending over to pick up if you drop one.

I've learned .... That when you harbor bitterness, happiness will dock elsewhere.

I've learned... that we should be glad God doesn't give us everything we ask for.

It would be a better world if everyone in it knew all the truth about everything.

Most of us aren't that interested in getting rich- we just don't want to get poor.

By the time they're ready to be thrown away, most shoes are thoroughly comfortable

I've learned... That the less time I have to work with, the more things I get done.

Most of the people in the world are good and decent if you give them a chance to be.

I'd like to be rich enough so I could throw soap away after the letters are worn off

Looking and not finding is certainly one of the most frustrating ways to spend time.

I've learned... That it's those small daily happenings that make life so spectacular.

I've learned... that just one person saying to me, 'You've made my day!' makes my day.

Phyllis Schlafly speaks for all American women who oppose equal rights for themselves.

The English language is more complex than calculus because numbers don't have nuances.

Love is more pleasant once you get out of your twenties. It doesn't hurt all the time.

All men are not created equal but should be treated as though they were under the law.

I didn't get old on purpose, it just happened. If you're lucky, it could happen to you.

We need people who can actually do things. We have too many bosses and too few workers.

Numbers tend to give the impression that there's more order in the world than there is.

Anyone who watches golf on television would enjoy watching the grass grow on the greens.

Civilization means conforming to a standard of behavior that may not seem natural to us.

As an old reporter, we have a few secrets, and the first thing is we try the phone book.

Small daily happenings make life spectacular.... start enjoying the small things in life!

I've learned .... That opportunities are never lost; someone will take the ones you miss.

My mother always called me 'sturdy' and said I have big bones. A little fat is what I am.

Believing is such a comfort that it's hard to give up a belief just because it isn't true.

There is obviously a great human need for religion because life seems to be such a mystery.

Most of us believe everyone has a right to his own opinion - as long as it agrees with ours.

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