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If, on the other hand, happiness depends on a good breakfast, flowers in the yard, a drink or a nap, then we are more likely to live with quite a bit of happiness.
Dogs are nicer than people.
Walking is good for the soul.
Unfortunately, propaganda works.
I like animals who trust people.
Everyone hates war, everyone says.
A writer's job is to tell the truth.
Death is a distant rumor to the young.
Every one starts out being an atheist.
Familiar things are a comfort to us all.
Nothing in fine print is ever good news.
The last birthday that's any good is 23.
Elephants and grandchildren never forget.
... all of us talk faster than we listen.
Vegetarian: Indian word for lousy hunter.
Person-to-person, most people are honest.
Great teachers are usually a little crazy.
Finding the tool is often half the battle.
Space, like Switzerland, should be neutral.
I just wish insignificance had more stature.
Numbers are the most certain things we have.
I've learned... That money doesn't buy class.
Would a real man get caught eating a twinkie?
Milk without fat is like nonalcoholic Scotch.
Being kind is more important than being right.
The fastest thing computers do is go obsolete.
I don't pick subjects as much as they pick me.
The best thing about a vacation is planning it.
Writers don't retire. I will always be a writer.
Soap, like people, shouldn't smell like anything.
We aren't consistent in our treatment of animals.
A cat's idea of a 'good time' is to kill something.
I've learned... That when you're in love, it shows.
I've learned... That life is tough, but I'm tougher.
No one ever writes a book in which he is the bad guy.
It is possible to be dumb and be a college president.
I've learned... That love, not time, heals all wounds.
There are more beauty parlors than there are beauties.
You can't be a good writer without being a good thinker.
I hate to say it, but I had a great time in World War II.
The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
One of the sweetest things in life: a letter from a friend.
Vegetarian - that's an old Indian word meaning lousy hunter.
If you smile when no one else is around, you really mean it.
It isn't working that's so hard, it's getting ready to work.
Go to bed. Whatever you're staying up late for isn't worth it.
I can't choose how i feel. But i can choose what I do about it.
The dullest Olympic sport is curling, whatever 'curling' means.
My most serious character flaw is that I don't deny myself much.
Most college students are not as smart as most college presidents.
