Quotes by Art Donovan - Page 1

Well the frog men finally got Rosie.
Art Donovan / American Football Player
Men
Frogs
Nfl
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I never met a cold cut I didn't like.
Art Donovan / American Football Player
Cold
Cutting
Mets
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He runs like a camel. A really pissed off camel.
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Running
Nfl
Pissed Off
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I went to college to play football, not to study it.
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College
Football
Play
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I'm a light eater. As soon as it's light, I start to eat.
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Funny American Football
Light
Nfl
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I was 17 pounds when I was born. My mother couldn't walk for three weeks.
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Mother
Pounds
Three
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We didn't have steroids. If I wanted to get pumped up, I drank a case of beer.
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Beer
Cases
Nfl
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You know you're big when you sit in the bathtub and the water in the toilet rises.
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Bigs
Toilets
Water
Bathtub
Toilet
Rises
Sit
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I don't eat vegetables. I only eat food like cheeseburgers, Spam, hot dogs and pizza.
Art Donovan / American Football Player
Dog
Hot
Pizza
Spam
Vegetables
Dogs
Hot Dogs
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The only weight I ever lifted weighed 24 ounces. It was a Schlitz. I always replaced my fluids.
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Fluid
Replaced
Weight
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I tell people Baltimore is lucky to be rid of the Colts, they're so lousy, but I don't mean it.
Art Donovan / American Football Player
Lousy
Rid
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The best way to die is sit under a tree, eat lots of bologna and salami, drink a case of beer, then blow up.
Art Donovan / American Football Player
Beer
Blow
Drinking
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I have no ax to grind. I was lucky. I played. How many guys play high school, college football never play pro football?
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College
College Football
Football
Grind
Pro Football
School
Ax
Pro
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There's a lady up in heaven who must be very proud of the way the people in Baltimore have treated her boy from the Bronx.
Art Donovan / American Football Player
Baltimore
Boys
Bronx
Heaven
People
Lady
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The two saddest moments of my life were when my mother died and when I was told I couldn't play football for the Colts anymore.
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Died
Football
Mother
Saddest
Two
Life Football My Life
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I'm not like some guys who, if the Ravens lose, are ready to jump off the top of M&M Stadium. There are other things in life besides pro football.
Art Donovan / American Football Player
Pro Football
Besides
Jump
Pro
Stadium
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I guess telling stories is an art. I never looked at it that way. I just started talking, and everyone started laughing. So I kept talking, and they kept laughing.
Art Donovan / American Football Player
Art
Laughing
Talking
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Both sides of my family had come from Ireland in the 19th century for the same reason: There was nothing to eat over there. Since then, I've tried to make up for the potato famine by making the potato the only vegetable that passes these lips.
Art Donovan / American Football Player
Both Sides
Famine
Ireland
Lips
Potatoes
Sides
Vegetables
Make Up
Passes
Potato
Vegetable
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Broke my femur on a cruise with my wife in Italy. I'd walked back to my cabin after dinner with half a plate of spaghetti when I leaned in to open the door. Turns out it was already open, so I fell flat on my face like something from the Keystone Kops.
Art Donovan / American Football Player
Broke
Cruise
Dinner
Doors
Half
Spaghetti
Turns
Wife
Cabin
Door
Flat
Italy
Plate
Walked
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I wouldn't want to go back over my life. I've done it all. I wouldn't have wanted to miss the Marine Corps. I wouldn't have wanted to miss the war. I wouldn't have missed college. Or playin' for the Colts. I got all the money I need. Five children. I got a truck. I have no regrets whatsoever.
Art Donovan / American Football Player
Marine
Marine Corps
No Regrets
Truck
Corps
Missed
Regrets
Whatsoever
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People tell me if I don't eat vegetables, I'm going to get scurvy. Well, what the hell. But I was never overweight as a player. There was a clause in my contract that said I had to weigh in at 270 every Friday morning. I always made it. I'd have dinner on Monday, and then I wouldn't eat until Friday.
Art Donovan / American Football Player
Morning
Dinner
Friday
Monday
Overweight
Said
Vegetables
Morning Always Me
Clause
Contract
Weigh
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I came to my first Colts training camp in July of 1950, and it was murder, absolute murder. We had a coach named Clem Crow who must have been nuts. You got to remember that I'd been a Marine, had gone through basic training and spent 26 months in the Pacific during WWII, but the Marine drill instructors had nothing on Clem.
Art Donovan / American Football Player
Crow
July
Marine
Nuts
Pacific
Wwii
Absolute
Named
Camp
Coach
Drill
Instructor
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