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I'm clown realness!
TV's a pretty powerful thing.
I laugh at myself on a daily basis.
We all have things we're ashamed of.
Amsterdam's my favourite place to visit.
I'm not a person who lives for sympathy.
Everybody does drag for different reasons.
Well, I've realized I can function with no sleep!
I think it's great that 'Drag Race' is mainstream.
Basically, I want the most unnatural look possible.
Oh I ain't going anywhere. You can't get rid of me.
Everyone wants to perform at Wembley Arena. It's a mecca.
I don't like the Kardashians, but I still live a full life.
No matter what I do, you're going to be upset by something.
Outside of the gay world, I don't know how many people know me.
I'm a man in a wig who is an entertainer, I'm not a role model.
You know you've come full circle when you're working with Charo.
Anytime you give a man in a wig a microphone, anything can happen.
I've done drag many, many years, but TV is a huge, powerful thing.
Chris Rock, I think is pretty brilliant, and Amy Schumer's fabulous.
I see the people who teased me on Facebook, and they look like hell.
Drag queens are not pathetic creatures. Drag queens are fabulous and fun.
Maybe I'm just nostalgic for the old days when drag was fun, not personal.
I'm fortunate that, in real life, I love what I do and get to celebrate it.
We live in a country that elected Trump. Clearly you have a sense of humor.
I wish I had a sad story, but I don't. Too many gay people have a sad story.
Most humor comes from truth. In the end, if I can laugh about it, who cares?
As a drag queen, you can pick your hair and I've made some horrible choices.
When Logo offered me my own comedy special, I said, 'Let's make it a double.'
Dr. Phil is a fat, loud blowhard with a Texas twang and male-pattern baldness.
Some drag queens want to get into drag and be sexy and date boys... that ain't me.
Rolodex of Hate' is basically how I ended up being so hateful. It's a look inside.
It's important for me to get close to Sarah Huckabee Sanders and actually fix her makeup.
I mean, I'm a drag queen, any excuse to wear a costume means it's going to be a good time.
I didn't plan to be a comedian. I didn't plan to be a drag queen. It just kind of evolved.
Well, I'm old enough to remember Carol Burnett, and I would love a variety show type of thing.
People have gone down this spiral of cancel culture and the idea that everything is offensive.
If you have a beard, I would suggest putting glitter on it, because it will make you look fancy.
People love sympathy, people love the underdog. For me, sympathy is not part of my drag aesthetic.
Have you walked around in heels? That's a workout. But like all good gay men, I have a gym membership.
I always say New Orleans is my heart. It's where I'm from. I go back, and I have a huge fondness for it.
If someone decides to be in the front row anytime I'm doing a show, they know what they're getting into.
Well honestly, I do stay away from being political, especially about Trump. It's just one of those things.
I can laugh at anything, there's humour in all of it and I think the minute you find it, the better life is.
These are truly special days we live in - where a clown in a gown can make her very own drag queen revenge-comedy.
There's drag queens who lip sync brilliantly. There's drag queens who sing live brilliantly - none of those are me.
What's funny is funny. It doesn't matter what expense it's at. There are people who don't like that and I understand.
Most people think they don't have anything to relate to a drag queen, but shockingly there's a lot we can talk about.
I mean, there's enough people who have a job for years and are not good at it, so you should be skilled at what you do.
Everything that I was ridiculed for as a child - being too feminine or wearing a dress - has made my life fabulous now.