Quotes by Bill Lee - Page 1

The only rule I got is if you slide, get up.
Bill Lee / Baseball Player
Get Up
Ifs
Slides
Rule
Slide
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You should enter a ballpark the way you enter a church.
Bill Lee / Baseball Player
Church
Ballpark
Enter
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Kids don't learn the fundamentals of baseball at the games anymore.
Bill Lee / Baseball Player
Kids
Baseball
Fundamentals
Games
Anymore
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People are too hung up on winning. I can get off on a really good helmet throw.
Bill Lee / Baseball Player
Helmet
Hung
People
Winning
Good People I Can
Good Winning People
Throw
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The more self-centered and egotistical a guy is, the better ballplayer he's going to be.
Bill Lee / Baseball Player
Egotistical
Guy
Self
Self Centered
Yankees Baseball
Ballplayer
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You take a team with twenty-five assholes and I'll show you a pennant. I'll show you the New York Yankees.
Bill Lee / Baseball Player
New York
Sports
Team
Yankees
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That was real baseball. We weren't playing for money. They gave us Mickey Mouse watches that ran backwards.
Bill Lee / Baseball Player
Backwards
Baseball
Mickey
Ran
Watches
Mickey Mouse
Mouse
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The most important question regarding Big Data at almost any company is: How much are your customers really worth?
Bill Lee / Baseball Player
Bigs
Data
Important
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The other day they asked me about mandatory drug testing. I said I believed in drug testing a long time ago. All through the sixties I tested everything.
Bill Lee / Baseball Player
Humor
Long Time
Long Time Ago
Marijuana
Said
Tested
Weed
Time Me Long
Asked
Believed
Mandatory
Sixties
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Most of the managers are lifetime .220 hitters. For years pitchers have been getting these managers out 75% of the time and that's why they don't like us.
Bill Lee / Baseball Player
Lifetime
Managers
Hitters
Pitchers
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Baseball is a lot like the Army, there aren't many individuals. About the only difference is that baseball players get to stay in nice hotels instead of barracks.
Bill Lee / Baseball Player
Army
Baseball
Nice
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I'm mad at Hank Aaron for deciding to play one more season. I threw him his last home run and thought I'd be remembered forever. Now, I'll have to throw him another.
Bill Lee / Baseball Player
Running
Home
Forever
Home Run
Mad
Play
Remembered
Now
Aaron
Another
Run
Deciding
Hank
Him
His
Last
Season
Threw
Throw
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When cerebral processes enter into sports, you start screwing up. It's like the Constitution, which says separate church and state. You have to separate mind and body.
Bill Lee / Baseball Player
Sports
Cerebral
Church
Church And State
Mind
Enter
Processes
Screwing
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I would change policy, bring back natural grass and nickel beer. Baseball is the belly-button of our society. Straighten out baseball, and you straighten out the rest of the world.
Bill Lee / Baseball Player
Change
Baseball
Beer
Grass
Natural
Policy
Bring
Rest
Nickel
Straighten
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Smoking's a way to let you down slowly from a ballgame. It also makes you use less of the resources around. It makes people better in the way they act towards society. Everybody's nicer. It's hard to be mean when you're stoned.
Bill Lee / Baseball Player
Marijuana
Mean
Weed
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You have two hemispheres in your brain - a left and a right side. The left side controls the right side of your body and right controls the left half. It's a fact. Therefore, left-handers are the only people in their right minds.
Bill Lee / Baseball Player
Body
Brain
Half
Left
Two
Your Body
Your Body People
Brain Your Body
Brain Your People
Side
Controls
Fact
Minds
Right
Right Side
Therefore
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You have only two hemispheres in your brain - a left and a right side. The left side controls the right side of your body and the right controls the left half. It's a fact. Therefore, left-handers are the only people in their right minds.
Bill Lee / Baseball Player
Baseball
People
Two
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I told [reporters] that I sprinkled marijuana on my organic buckwheat pancakes, and then when I ran my five miles to the ballpark, it made me impervious to the bus fumes. That's when [Baseball Commissioner] Bowie Kuhn took me off his Christmas list.
Bill Lee / Baseball Player
Baseball
Marijuana
Pancakes
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I think about the cosmic snowball theory. A few million years from now the sun will burn out and lose its gravitational pull. The earth will turn into a giant snowball and be hurled through space. When that happens it won't matter if I get this guy out.
Bill Lee / Baseball Player
Baseball
Cosmic
Snowball
Sun
Theory
Thinking
Years
Burn
Giant
Gravitational
Million
Million Years
Pull
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I was always matching wits with authority. Pondering over my past and present hassles, I began to wonder why my life had taken the direction it had. What cosmic forces had led me to this precise moment that saw me, once again, dancing on the rim of the volcano? The answers started to come to me as my life flashed before my eyes. I think it all started when I was arrested as a pyromaniac.
Bill Lee / Baseball Player
Life
Eye
Taken
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Alcohol is like anything else. It's only as bad as the person it's being poured into. If it's used to heighten an occasion, or to take an edge off stress, I don't see a problem. Trouble starts when you either lose control and let the bottle run you, or when you believe its promises of immortality. You realize that no matter how much you punish yourself, you always seem to wake up the next day. Pretty soon you're convinced that you will never die. When that happens I guess it is time to look for help before your life becomes one long, lost weekend.
Bill Lee / Baseball Player
Life
Running
Believe
Stress
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