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As long as there is death, there is hope
Brother Theodore / Comedian
Long
There Is Hope
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It is fatal to be right when the rest of the world is wrong.
Brother Theodore / Comedian
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The only thing that keeps me alive is the hope of dying young.
Brother Theodore / Comedian
Alive
Dying
Young
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The best thing is not to be born. But who is as lucky as that? To whom does it happen? Not to one among millions and millions of people.
Brother Theodore / Comedian
Doe
Lucky
People
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My name, as you may have guessed, is Theodore. I come from a strange stock. The members of my family were mostly epileptics, vegetarians, stutterers, triplets, nailbiters. But we've always been happy.
Brother Theodore / Comedian
May
Names
Vegetarian
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Only what we have lost forever do we possess forever. Only when we have drunk from the river of darkness can we truly see. Only when our legs have rotted off can we truly dance. As long as there is death, there is hope
Brother Theodore / Comedian
Drunk
Long
Rivers
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