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I love audiences.
I have a great memory.
Comedy = tragedy + time.
Comedy is tragedy plus time.
The audience is never wrong.
Comedy is tragedy - plus time.
Kristin Wiig I think is brilliant.
I think we're here for each other.
I eat very well, and I do Pilates.
I liked myself better when I wasnt me.
I liked myself better when I wasn't me.
I'm hooked on Glenn Close in 'Damages.'
I'm not a person who likes to confront.
I don't eat much meat, fish, or poultry.
Adolescence is just one big walking pimple.
I really enjoy connecting with the audience.
Jimmy Stewart and Lucille Ball were so unique.
No one ever said life was fair. Just Eventful.
We don't stop going to school when we graduate.
Because nobody goes through life without a scar.
I wanted to be on Broadway, but in musical comedy.
Only I can change my life. No one can do it for me.
I love Maya Rudolph. She's very multitalented herself.
My first book was an open letter to my three daughters.
Words, once they are printed, have a life of their own.
I was very entertained by Betty Grable and Judy Garland.
I prefer doing TV, where it can be different every time.
When you have a dream, you've got to grab it and never let go.
When things are a disappointment, try not to be so discouraged.
I think the reason I was successful is that I was never cynical.
I had a good loud voice and I wasn't afraid to be goofy or zany.
I don't have false teeth. Do you think I'd buy teeth like these?
It's almost impossible to be funnier than the people in Washington.
I love to write. I have always loved writing. That was my first love.
I come from Texas, and my grandmother and mother were born in Arkansas.
I'm into 'House of Cards.' 'Breaking Bad' - my God, did I binge on that!
Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.
When I left 'The Garry Moore Show,' I signed a 10-year contract with CBS.
Just scream! You vent, and the body just feels good after a good old yell.
Celebrity was a long time in coming; it will go away. Everything goes away.
If I go to a party, I'm not one to be the funniest person in the room at all.
I never felt cynical, and I never felt that I couldn't do what I wanted to do.
My mother was very funny. My dad had a great sense of humor. My grandmother, too.
I think the hardest thing to do in the world, show-business-wise, is write comedy.
I loved the Kennedy Center Honors because you just sit there, smile, wave, and cry.
If someone tells you that you cannot do something and you believe it, they are right.
Ask anyone who's successful how they got there, you're going to hear a different story.
My grandmother and I saw an average of eight movies a week, double features, second run.
Because of YouTube, I'm getting fan mail from 10-year-olds and teenagers and college kids.
there were times when I was more at home in front of millions of people than I was at home.