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I'm so into momminess.
I'll be a host for life!
My favorite machine at the gym is the vending machine.
I am conversational - I just like to engage and talk about things.
Before we got engaged, he never farted. Now it's a second language.
When yer in a funk, people in love are a royal pain in the patookus.
I grew up thinking that if I wanted to go be prime minister, I could.
You can always tell when someone's lying to you, because they're male.
I've got big feet, so filling someone else's big shoes doesn't scare me.
You can't get any braver than going on national television to be weighed.
I always feel slightly sorry to be the voice of whatever I'm experiencing.
I was just the youngest in the family, and most in desperate need of attention.
I guess I feel like somebody flipped a switch, and the whole world is in Technicolor now.
As a kid, I always wanted to be Carol Burnett or Johnny Carson. I love to chat and entertain.
Someone told me that when they go to Vermont, they feel like they're home. I'm that way at Saks.
I always wanted to film 'Biggest Loser' in Hawaii. We could call it, 'Come on I wanna weigh you.'
I always like to think I'm having a dinner party, and I'm the host, and the audience are my guests.
I lied on my Weight Watchers list. I put down that I had 3 eggs... but they were Cadbury chocolate eggs.
Being in therapy is great. I spend an hour just talking about myself. It's kinda like being the guy on a date.
Don't compare yourself with someone else's version of happy or thin. Accepting yourself burns the most calories.
It's so easy to judge everybody and for some reason extra weight is the one thing everything feels OK to joke about.
I constantly walk into a room and I don't remember why. But for some reason, I think there's going to be a clue in the fridge.
I'd like a pop-up magazine with 45 articles on Russell Crowe. I'm like a teenager. I'd have 'Teen Beat' if I could, for grown-ups.
My daughter is exceptionally chatty. I'm not a braggy mother but she is gifted - with the personality of a Russian gymnastics coach.
I remember I was so crabby in my third trimester - I got gestational diabetes because I'd been acting like I was in a one-woman pie-eating contest.
Sitting next to Olivia Newton-John, I was like, 'Do not sing one song from Grease.' That's all I was telling my brain at all times: 'Do not sing Hopelessly Devoted. Don't do it.'
I'm very impressed by St. Patrick's. Another deity to me is definitely Saks Fifth Avenue. Someone told me that when they go to Vermont, they feel like they're home. I'm that way at Saks.
Hello? Three words: Benicio Del Toro, which, incidentally, is Spanish for 'he wants me.' It is just ridiculous how hot he is. I feel the same way about Benicio as I did when I was a kid lusting after David Cassidy.
My father can not finish a sentence. When we were kids he would go, 'Girls the most important thing in life to remember is...' 'Daddy, what is it?' 'What's what, honey?' 'The most important thing in life to remember.' 'Oh, what's that?'