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I like the cerebral process.
Woo woo, secret vampire stuff!
What are you, Zen Master Fang?
I've got libraries in my blood.
Coffe is the perfume of morning.
God bless the American spectator.
Vampires should never say Uh-Oh!!
you have to play it out sometimes.
I am self-educated from genre books.
i hate not knowing what i did." _Eric
You won't find a vampire in a Ford Fiesta
No blame, no hate - why no communication?
This must be the legendary Yankee rudeness
No, I like you alive and warm and wiggling.
Vampires. They wrote the book on possessive.
My bullshit meter is reading that as 'false'.
Not a creature was stirring, not even an elf.
Easy to exemplify my true feelings towards him
The vampire is not a bad man, and he loves you
Life had sure been simpler when I hadn't dated.
You just don't want a vampire pissed off at you.
Better to be screwed physically than financially.
A piece of happiness should never be taken as due.
Food that walked and talked, that was us. McPeople.
Here’s to books, the cheapest vacation you can buy.
Men! Dead or alive, they could be exactly the same.
Pam: "Claude, the mouthwateringly beautiful asshole?
You were so sweet when you didn't know who you were.
Sometimes you just have to regret things and move on.
They say there's no harm in daydreaming, but there is.
Life should imitate romance literature far more often.
It was time to pull my moral socks up and behave myself.
He gave me a look sure to put frost on anyone's pumpkin.
You are speaking of my future lover. Be more respectful.
Yes, I'm happy with Alan Ball's production of my novels.
You know I love you more when you're cold and heartless.
You catch more flies with honey than you do with vinegar.
Sookie, my little bullet-sucker" Eric, my big bullshitter
If I have to choose between you and me - I like me better.
Don’t go looking for trouble; it’s already looking for you.
Silver, gold - I don't discriminate! I like sparkly things.
It wasn't enough to be kidnapped, I had to be insulted too.
Sookie: Is Eric around?" Pam: "He is enthralling the vermin.
If I quit having fun, then it's time for me to quit working.
all my bounce has gone flat, like soda with the top left off.
I was embarrased, horrified and absolutely ready to jump him!
I held on to my better nature by my fingernails but I held on.
I could add her to the long list of people I didn't understand.
Fiction just makes it all more interesting. Truth is so boring.
It was like being around a particularly irritating two-year-old.