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The show has become my therapy.
Damon Wayans / Comedian
Therapy
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This town was built on nepotism.
Damon Wayans / Comedian
Nepotism
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I never thought about being famous.
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Famous
Being Famous
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And my marriage was perfect when I wasn't famous.
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Famous
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My kids have a competitive drive I never had growing up.
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Competitive
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My father was the guy on the block who said hi to everyone.
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Dad
Block
Father
Hi
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We have four beautiful children and some wonderful memories.
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Memories
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I was 12 years old when I had my first job, delivering packages.
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Delivering
Packages
First Job
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And for my family, comedically, that was the key to a lot of the humor.
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Humor
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You know what Bill Cosby did wrong? He started criticizing young black men.
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Bill Cosby
Cosby
Criticizing
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But my kids, my brothers' kids - they think about trying to top what we did.
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Brothers
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My father is a Jehovah's Witness, and he raised us under a very strict hand.
Damon Wayans / Comedian
Father
Jehovah
Raised
Strict
Witness
Very
He
Hand
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Sitcom is the best gig in show business because it's easy hours, nine to five.
Damon Wayans / Comedian
Show Business
Sitcom
Gig
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My greatest production is my children. Then, to see my grandbabies is the gravy.
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Gravy
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Nobody can stop you but you. And shame on you if you're the one who stops yourself.
Damon Wayans / Comedian
Shame
Yourself
Nobody
Stop
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Some struggle is healthy. If you can embrace it rather than be angry, you can use it as your pilot light.
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Angry
Embrace
Struggle
Pilot
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Three high schools. I was funny. I thought I was being funny. I just had an opinion about everything that was said in school, so that got me thrown out.
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Being Funny
Thrown
Funny Me School
High Schools
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It's hard for me to play this loving, supportive father/husband/ friend on TV but be the guy in life that is telling everyone, 'I can't. I have to work.'
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Supportive
Life Work Me
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The beautiful thing about having family that has diabetes is knowing what not to do. I got an uncle that thinks insulin is supposed to enable him to eat cake.
Damon Wayans / Comedian
Cake
Diabetes
Insulin
Beautiful Thing
Enable
Uncle
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I tried to walk away from standup, but it's been my therapy - my way of expressing anger, disappointments, and fears and celebrating my hopes. It helps to regulate my thought process.
Damon Wayans / Comedian
Anger
Therapy
Thought Process
Celebrating
Disappointments
Expressing
Fears
Hopes
Regulate
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Having nine brothers and sisters, you have to stand out. In order to get on the stage with me and Shawn and Marlon and Keenan and Kim, you have to be funny. We're not going to let you in the conversation.
Damon Wayans / Comedian
Funny
Brothers And Sisters
Conversation
Nine
Order
Stage
Brothers
Sisters
Having
Shawn
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All the family gatherings, I'm too tired, or I can't because it conflicts with work... I have seven grandkids. I've been missing recitals and graduations. To me, it's just not worth it. There is a better way to live life.
Damon Wayans / Comedian
Grandkids
Live Life
Missing
Not Worth It
Worth It
Life Family Work
Better Way
Conflicts
Gatherings
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Junior is such a great guy. He's the new and improved model. It's a beautiful thing. That's what you train your children to do. He's an inspiration to his brothers and sisters and nieces and nephews who say it's too hard living up to the family name.
Damon Wayans / Comedian
Brothers And Sisters
Great Guy
Beautiful Thing
Sisters
Improved
Junior
Nephews
Nieces
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